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°Alastor
- He declined at first, because...y'know
"That pompus piece of shit."
- You manged to pursue him to get a phone, but he won't promise he'd use it often
- fucking boomer.
Yours: My Lady✨♥️
His: BaMbI rEgEcT 🦌♥️
°Angel dust
- oH aBsOlUtElY
- Yeah, he texts you even if you two are sitting next to eachother LMAOASSKSJ
- he seems more of a zoomer oml..hOw(69)
Yours: My short ass bitch, Apparently ♥️
His: My Tall ass Boyfriend, Apparently ♥️
°Baxter
- i mean...
- he would have one.
- oml why is his phone thiccer than your ass oml.
Yours:
💗IfIsomehowleftmyphoneandyoyseethis, don'tansweritcauseI'mtheonlyoneallowedtotouchmyphone....Fuck you.
His: lmao lightbulb go brr♥️
°Charlie
-yes.
- Yes.
- YES.
Yours: Rise and-
Hers: ShInEe
°Crymini
- my headcannon is that she has tons of phones just in case she accidentally breaks one
- bitch calls you like, when you're about to do something. Every. Goddamn. Time.
- then when you pick it up, she just plays this really loud.
Yours: P ♥️ n k
Hers: B r 💗 h
°Cherri Bomb
- she calls you when she's on a turf
-may we all press F for your earbuds
- lmao she sounds so excited when you pick up.
Yours: Can i eat your ass @ prom?
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Hazbin Hotel Scenarios
Fanfictionit's on the title. Have fun i guess Edit: So in the menu we have Alastor, the hot sexy demon that everyone wants to fuck, apparently. Angel, who ISN'T a horny bitch and is just a soft demon Baxter, who is sleep deprived Charlie, the Beautiful prince...
