Crackhead things y'all do.

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°Alastor

- Starting fake arguments and leaving the rest of the staff either terrified or confused.

- Him shape-shifting into you just to turn back to his orig form and scare the shit out of anyone

- You saying "Fuck you" to the hotel except for Al

yUp.

°Angel dust

- going on turfs in the middle of the night(?) Where every demon is prolly asleep

- you putting a bow on Alastor's tail and blaming it on Angel lmfao

- Him crawling on the walls while singing the spider man theme. Sometimes he carries you just for you to make contact with the ceiling and make you walk around.

°Baxter

- Snooping on everyone with the CCTV'S

- Making the power go out throughout the hotel except for the lab and then pretend y'all have nothing to do with it.

- While you two we're taking a walk, Baxter found a cornfield iN hElL and decided to inspect it since i totally don't have a headcannon with Baxter being addicted to corn whatsoever--

°Charlie

- Throwing jelly beans to DeMoNs from the rooftop. (One time when you two we're planning on doing this on a random demon, the demon just straight up catched the jelly bean with their mouth--)

- Charlie feeding you while saying:

(That laugh at the end though--)

- You quoting vines on a daily basis.

°Crymini

- Y'all saying 'I love you's' to eachother by shouting at the top of your lungs

- Crymini's song just for you :))

- You screaming out of nowhere and making the demon next to you almost shit their pants.

°Cherri Bomb

- Blasting that one song in speakers. That's right. You guessed it.

- Stealing Pentious' hat

- Pole dancing with Angel--


°Husk

- Have you seen cat's jump out of nowhere like they're high on cocaine? Yeah....Husk does that AnD he has you being dragged around by him

- Him messing with random demons like in the video. (Video has the full version btw)

- You mixing Angel's drink with bleach whenever he flirts with Husk lmAo--


°Niffty

- You having to eat sugar to catch up to her

- The video is Niffty when the hotel was about to open and the staff was out to do groceries so you just pulled out your phone to record what Happened while they were gone

- One time when the hotel ran out of rugs to clean the floors (because Angel accidentally burned it) y'all had to use yourselves as rugs and wiped your fatass on the squeaky floor.


°Sir Pentious

- "I will rule over Hell."

"Sure hun."

"And run that Stupid deer virgin over with my monster truck."

"PENTIOUS NO-"

- The video below sums up your relationship.

- "I heard most snakes have two D's." You looked at a very scared Pentious with a smug smile on your face.



°Vaggie

- So uh..Angel told Vaggie to shut up one time and--

- Y'all roasting people in your mother-tongue's

- Wearing chancla's and write 'Gucci' on them

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