MCYT Oneshots

Egg (Fundywastaken)

TW- none

I can't lie, this is a crack fic. Crack taken (half) serious. 

Enjoy this disaster.

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It hatched. The egg fucking hatched.

When Dream had ran to him in a panic, it was quite confusing. He was screaming something about 'hatching' and 'I'm a father now'. And he dragged the fox hybrid away from Niki -- who he was have a conversion with -- franticly while Fundy followed in a run.

But once Fundy saw the broken egg shells on the floor, his eyes widened in realization. Dream had a dragon egg from one of his manhunts. . . And it hatched. 

A baby blackish-purple dragon -- who was very big for a baby, but then again it was a dragon -- sat on the wooden flooring, its eggy-goop still coating it and its surroundings. 

Looking back at his fiancé, Fundy noticed Dream was a mess. His blonde hair ruffled up and tangled, his mask slipping down his face -- he probably didn't have it on before and rushed to put it over his face before he ran out the door -- and he wasn't wearing his green hoodie, instead wore a black long-sleeve turtle neck. 

The fox could sense how panicked Dream was, almost like his child had just been born in the hospital. Except, he wasn't in a hospital, and Fundy sure as hell wasn't giving birth anytime soon.

Fundy sighed as he buried his face in his hands, "How did this happen?" His words came out muffled. 

Dream stopped his franticness -- or whatever he was doing over the dragon -- and looked back at his orange-haired partner. A hand moved to rub at the back of his neck as he nervously said, "My guess is as good yours."  

The hybrid poked his eyes out from his fingers and gave a glare, before letting his hands fall back down to his sides. His ear twitched, and he turned back to look at the baby, Dream following his gaze. 

The baby's head turned to look at each of them, than gave a weak and soft, *rawr*. 

It was easy to tell that the blonde melted by the way he cooed and crouched down next to the not-so-small dragon. Dream reached a hand forward and tenderly pet the scaled creature, surprisingly, the dragon leaned into the touch.

It purred, enjoying the warm from the calloused hand against its shivering body. 

Fundy couldn't help but stare at the child. His ear kept twitching as he investigated with brown eyes. The dragon its self had purple eyes, ones that rivaled crying obsidian. Its wings probably weren't fully developed yet, they stayed curled tight around its body, wet. Gross

Dark purple scales -- that almost looked black -- covered its body, head to tail. They looked delicate, not tough like a grown Ender Dragon, but like a snakes belly. 

The fox stuttered, not being able to grasping the right words for this situation. "What are you going to do with it?" He settled with, but almost immediately regretted it.

"I think it's a girl."

Fundy, now completely confused, turns his look towards his fiancé, eyes wide and mouth slightly ajar. "H-how- what?"

Dream looked back at him and uses his free hand to take of his mask. His hair fell over his shining green eyes and a smile was planted on his lips. "Can we keep her?" Fundy knew by the glint in the blondes eyes that if he said no. . . Well, there would be no saying no.

And that's how a dragon became known in the Dream SMP server. 

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Rushed ending because I just need to publish something, I've told myself I need to at least update every 3 days and I think its been 4. . . Sooo, hope you enjoyed this crack I came up with at 2am last night. :D

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