jaune rvb

chapter 6

Fade into the canyon. The Reds and the Blues are standing in line in front of the stranger, in the middle of the canyon. Cut to Doc standing up in front of the stranger.

"There, good as new." doc said

"I can't feel my toes." the soldier said

"That's normal." donut said

"Is it?" the soldier said as then Washington aims his rifle towards the soldier's face.

"H-hey, whoa!" the soldier said surprised 

"You need to start talking." washington said

"Hmm, aggressive, paranoid, and a little melodramatic—you must be Agent Washington." the soldier said

"Ha! Melodramatic." tucker said find that a little funny

"And that means the rest of you are the Reds and the Blues." the soldier said 

"Oh my God, how did he know that?!" caboose said 

"We're wearing red and blue armor." grif said

"But how can he tell?" caboose said

"Will somebody please fix his helmet?" grif said exasperated

"How do you know who we are?" washington asked

"Seriously? Come on man, everybody knows about you guys. You're heroes." the soldier said

"Heroes?" sarge said in confusion 

"You're the team that brought down Project Freelancer.  You're some of the galaxy's greatest soldiers." the soldier said. Simmons looks at the others 

"Well, I can see how you might think that." simmons said

"Because it's absolutely true!" rubrum said

"It's partially true." doc said

"But mainly false." grif said

"Stop giving him information." Washington said to the others  "What's your name?"

"Felix." the soldier name felix said

"Okay, Felix, what are you doing here?" washington asked 

"Do you want the long answer or the short one?" felix said

"Do you want another bullet in your leg?" washington said

"Hey, that bullet's there because of you." felix said 

"He's got a point." tucker said agreeing with felix. Washington lowers his gun 

"Just...explain what's going on."  washington said

"Uh yeah, like who were those guys that were trying to kill us?" grif asked

"And why haven't we been rescued yet?" simmons added 

"Wait, where do you think you are?"  felix said 

"What do you mean?" tucker asked

"I mean, do you understand where you've crashed?" felix said

"Well, we've been taking bets. Highest wager's currently on Bermuda Triangle. After that, we've got Gilligan's Island and purgatory." rubrum said

"So stupid." grif said

"No, just think about it. It makes perfect sense." donut said

"The reason no one's come to help you is the same reason no one's come to help them." felix said as he pointed to four white soldiers, dead on the ground.