jaune rvb

chapter 4

We cut back to both the red and blue teams in the standoff

“You have literally the worst timing.” tucker said annoyed at both wash and sarge

“Stow it, thin mint. We're no longer fraternizing with the enemy.” sarge

 “ ‘Thin mint’ ”? Tucker said confused he then look at his armor  

“Now see, when they says "we" imagine he's only referring to himself and rubrum. Do not group me with them.” grif said

“Bitch, my armor's aqua! I think.” tucker said

“What the hell are you three doing?” washington said

“Uh, again, not "three," just them. I can't stress this enough.” grif said

“You made me believe that Reds and Blues can coexist, and we can work together as one people, and that we can all get together and be...a little...purple.” rubrum said

“We can! We are! Seriously, what the fuck is this about?” washington said

“You kidnapped one of my men!” rubrum said as both tucker and washington looked at simmons

“Who? Me?” simmons said

“He wasn't kidnapped, dipshit, he came over here by himself! We can't get him to leave.” tucker said 

“Is this true, Simmons?” rubrum said

“It's not your fault, sir. It's Grif's.” simmons said

“What did I do?” grif ask not seeing or remembering how he made simmons leave the red team

“You're fucking disgusting, Grif!” simmons said

“Well, yeah. But I've always been like that. Sarge was the one that decided to take half the base for himself.” grif said

“Oh. Then I guess it is your fault, sir.” simmons said

“Then that makes you a traitor!” sarge said as he aim the gun at simmons

“What!?” simmons said as he backed away

“Threat level increased.” freckles said

“Uh, yeah, no reason for panic. Everything's fine. Might anyone have a rolled up newspaper at the ready?” caboose said

“You weren't kidnapped! You deliberately joined the enemy!” sarge said

“But if he wasn't kidnapped, that would mean we were never the enemy in the first place!” tucker said trying to talk to reason to sarge

“Don't try to confuse me with your words, shamrock!” sarge said

“I'm aqua!” tucker said getting real sick about people calling his armor anything but aqua 

“Tucker, calm down.” washington said

“Me? These guys roll up in a fucking assault jeep and you choose to yell at me?” tucker said

“Look, tensions are high-” washington said

“No shit, Washington. I'm tired of you bossing us around!” tucker said angry at washington 

“Now is not the time.” washington said

“You know, I disagree. We were having a talk when Tweedledee and Tweedle-fucking-idiot decided to interrupt, so let's finish this.” tucker said 

“There is nothing to finish!” washington said

“Are we intruding on some sort of lovers' quarrel right now?” grif asked wondering what was goring on over here before they rolled in here then blau nose then itches and his stomach felt like it was twisted