Y/n: Ho ho ho, I come to deliver some hoes.
Jaune: Really?!
Y/n: Damn Jauney-boy, didn't know you wanted female attention that bad.
Jaune: Well No Nut November has me screwed over.
Y/n: You ask, I deliver.
Jaune looked expectantly.
Jaune: Well? Where are they?
He looked around you as if the hoes would magically appear.
You: Patience. What kind of hoe do you want?
Jaune: Ooo, I want a blonde girl with shoulder length hair. Uh, preferably pretty and with assets.
You: You have come to the right place Jauney-boy. Here you go.
Jaune's face expectantly looked at you.
You pulled it out. The hoe of hoes. A stone hoe.
His face fell.
Jaune: Wha? Uh, I thought ya know, you were gonna gimme a
You: Beggars can't be choosers. But have you played Minecraft? Stone hoes hit different. That's your gift that I spent lots of money.
Yang: It's like 5 lien.
You: I'm not rich.
Yang: I'm not either but that's still only a little.
You: Gosh, the audacity of people. I spent practically all my life savings for that.
Everyone just rolled their eyes.
You: Now for Yang, I give you a gift that beats anything you can ever get.
Yang looked excitedly at you.
You: Here you go.
It was a vibrator. Everybody's eyes widened except Ruby who looked on expectantly.
Ruby: Well? What kind of weapon is it? Is it a tool?
Yang: Rubes, it's better if I told you later on. You're too young.
Ruby: No I'm not!
She pouts like a little kid.
You: Anyways, Pyrrha, Sarah, and Sapphire. I give you-
Your eyes widened. The gifts you bought were missing. Shit.
Sapphire: Yes?
You: Uh, my body? Um, a pick-up line?
Pyrrha: It's fine if you didn't get us anything y/n, having you is already good enough.
You: ENOUGH! TOO SAPPY!
Sarah: I want to hear the pick-up line though.
You: oh, uh. Um, are you a girl? Cuz I want to abuse you.
Everybody just stared at you dumbfounded.
Sarah: I'm guessing you thought of this all by yourself? (A/N: I did and I'm very proud of myself)
You: Of course.
ESTÁ A LER
Asshole of Beacon (RWBY Harem x Male Reader)
Fanfic(y/n) (l/n) was an asshole. Watch as he unleashes his terror on Beacon, catching multiples girls' attention. Disclaimer: Everything about RWBY is owned by Rooster Teeth. I have only own Sappire Grace, my OC.
