jaune rvb

chapter 5

“¡Se ha ido!” Lopez 2.0 (t:He's gone!)

“¿Ido?” Lopez said (t:Gone?)

“¡Desapareció!” Lopez 2.0 said (t:Vanished!)

“¿Era Batman?” Lopez said (t:Was he Batman?)

“¡López, tenemos que decirle a alguien!” Lopez 2.0 said (t:Lopez, we have to tell somebody!)

“No puedes estar hablando en serio.” Lopez said (t:You can't be serious.)

“¡SARGENTO! ¡SARGENTO!” Lopez 2.0 said (t:SARGE! SARGE!)

“Hmm? You talkin' to me?” sarge asked

“¡UN HOMBRE ESTABA AQUÍ! ¡DIJO QUE ESTÁBAMOS EN PELIGRO! ¡DIJO QUE DEBEMOS--!” Lopez 2.0 said  (t: A MAN WAS JUST HERE! HE SAID WE WERE IN DANGER! HE SAID WE HAVE TO-)

“Dos point oh, quit your yammerin' so I can build your replacement. Ugh I mean your... Building your... ugh. Yeah it's pretty much your replacement.” sarge said then went back to work

“Confía en mí, chico. No te molestéis. Le podrías dibujar a ese hombre una infografía detallada describiendo la situación y todavía encontraría una manera de equivocarse.” Lopez said (t:Trust me, kid. Don't even bother. You could draw that man a detailed infographic describing the situation and he'd still find some way to screw things up.)

“Pero podríamos ser rescatados.” Lopez 2.0 said (t:But we could be rescued.)

“Puedo ser una cabeza en este cañón. O podría ser una cabeza en otro cañón. En este momento ya no me importa.” Lopez said (I can either be a head in this canyon. Or I could be a head in another canyon. At this point I really don't care.)

“¿Pero que hay con nuestros creadores?” Lopez said (t:But what about our creators?)

“Son lo peor.” Lopez said (t:They're the worst.)

“¿Qué quieres decir?” Lopez 2.0 said (What do you mean?) lopez then sighed 

“Vas a querer sentarte para esta historia. Es alrededor de veinte horas y sólo disfruto contarla en intervalos de cinco minutos.” Lopez (t:You're going to want to sit down for this story. It's about 20 hours long and I only enjoy telling it in five minute intervals.)

Inside Red base, Doc and Donut are both seen standing in front of a computer screen.

“Pretty neat huh?” donut said as he and Doc looked at the computer screen, displaying a picture of them at Valhalla.

“So who uses this?” doc asked

“Mainly just Simmons and Caboose.” Donut said as he then looks at the screen “Oh wait! looks like Sarge has a profile now... LIKE!”

“And you just... talk about yourself?” doc asked

“You can post pictures and stuff too, I've been downloading this picture of Freckles for a while!” donut said.
Screen displays a picture downloading at 15%. The download bar turns to 16%.

“How long has that been going for?” doc asked

“Uh, just a few hours.” donut answered 

“You spent hours of our limited energy just downloading a single picture?” doc said

“It is a very high quality picture.” donut said as The download bar turns from 16% to 17%.

“... Well you can't argue with that! So is this all you did while we were out last night?” doc said