jaune rvb

chapter 5

“Rubrum,Sarge, look. Let's just send Donut to Blue base with one of the cubes. He throws it at Freckles. Freckles gets zapped. Then we just throw the cubes in a volcano or something.” grif said

“Why do I have to do it?” donut said

“In case it doesn't work. I wanna be alive.” grif said

“Makes sense.” donut said

“But we still don't even know how the teleporter cubes work. What they're extremely radioactive? Or what if they only work on inanimate objects?” doc said

“Robots are objects.” grif said 

“Hey! You're gonna hurt some feelings here. Don't ever talk like that in front of my robot.” sarge said. Lopez 2.0 then comes over.

“Escuché la palabra robot. ¿Me llamaban?” lopez 2.0 said (t: I heard the word robot. Did you call me?)

“Nobody's talkin' to you, idiot.” sarge said

“Well you should at least run some tests first.” doc said

“But tests are haaard!” grif winened 

“Well if it keeps you morons away from me so me and sarge can work. I say go for it.” rubrum said

“Seriously?” grif said complained 

“You can either test the cubes or you can test this thing's primary defense systems.” sarge said 

“What do I have to do for that?” grif asked

“Just stand still and wait for the sweet embrace of death.” sarge said

“Okay. Yeah, I'm leaving now.” grif said as he ran through the base.

“Ooh! I'm gonna update my Basebook page about this”. Donut said as that got doc attention 

“What's that?” doc asked 

“Oh, Doc. You're. Gonna. Love it. You should see this picture Caboose just uploaded. It's HILARIOUS!” donut said. Lopez 2.0 and Lopez's head watch from afar as Doc and Donut go inside. Lopez sighed 

“Otro robot. Que original.” Lopez said (t: Another robot. How original.)

“Psst!” someone said

“¿Escuchaste algo?” Lopez 2.0 said (t: Did you hear something?) Lopez 2.0 saw a soldier hiding in the shadows.

“Yeah. Hey, over here. Brown guy.” the soldier said 

“Mierda, ¿quién es ese?” Lopez 2.0 said (t:Holy shit, who is that?)

“¿Quién es qué? No puedo ver.” Lopez said (t:Who is what? I can't see.)

“Okay, don't come over here or anything just listen. You and your friends are in a lot of trouble.” the soldier said

“¡¿Qué?!” lopez 2.0 (t:What?!)

“En serio, ¿qué carajo está pasando?” lopez said (t:Seriously, what the fuck is going on?)

“I'm gonna get you guys out of here, okay? But you need to sit tight a little while longer. I'm not the only one with their eyes on you.” the soldier said

“¿Qué significa eso?” lopez 2.0 said (t:What does that mean?)

“I gotta go. Look I know you people can fend for yourselves just... Be careful.” the soldier said

“¿Ten cuidado?¿Por qué?¿Quién está mirándonos?” lopez 2.0 said (t:Be careful? Why? Who is watching us?)

“DAME. LA. VUELTA.” Lopez said (t:TURN. ME. AROUND.) Lopez 2.0 looks back and the soldier is gone.