jaune rvb

chapter 5

“Ya'know... Maybe you should go outside for a bit, Simmons. I'm sure Caboose wouldn't mind if you got some fresh air.” washington said

“No no. It's cool. I'll just save Sarge some time and... Make a profile for him! Yeah. That'll be fun. And I'll do a post about it. Just so he knows…” simmons said hopeful

“... Hope You like the new Blue team, Wash. Really worked your magic.” tucker said as he threw his arms up in the air as Tucker walked away.

“Ugh, Okay!” caboose said offscreen Wash looks outside at Freckles posing in his sombrero. “ 'Kay! Okay! Don't move! I gotta get my camera! Oh my god this is gonna be so cute!”  As he runs off.

“Holding position.” freckles said as he stood still Cut back to Washington in the base with Simmons in the background.

“Hey, Wash. Could you take a picture and then tag me in it? He he, 'cause if I do it myself I'll just look like one of those losers.” simmons said as he held a phone-like object. Washington sighs

Cut to the Red base. A crash is heard. Cut to Donut running out of the side door with his magnum.

“Alright! Spread 'em!” donut said. Cut to Grif and Doc with Sarge in the background near some crates.

“Hey, Donut.” doc said as he waved his hand then Donut lowered his gun.

“Oh it's you guys! What took you so long?” donut said with a smile

“It's not exactly easy moving several tons of robot in a timely manner. I think Grif even dropped some of the pieces along the way.” doc said

“There's a difference between dropping and abandoning.” grif said this got Sarge attention 

“What?! Droppin' pieces?! Grif, if I find a single screw missing from this death machine, I'll beat the living pulp out of you and drink the remaining orange juice! 'Cause I like my dead men pulp free. And with extra calcium. If available.” sarge said while rubrum is getting the blueprint out as he looked at the robot 

“What if I lost multiple screws? Or several feet of armor plating?” grif said The now much smaller robot is seen behind Grif.

“Giant robot battle here we come! This is gonna be huuaaawesome! Fight fire with fire. Good idea, Sarge.” donut said

“I still say we should trap Freckles in a future cube!” grif said as he hold up said cube

“You actually brought one of those with you?” doc said 

“Technically yes.” grif said as he then throws a cube and a large stack of cubes appear. “But actually no.”

“It's a cube that makes more cubes?” donut asked

“No. They teleport stuff. Watch this.” grif said as he then sees a traffic cone. And grined “Fuck you, cone! What'd you ever do for me?” Grif throws a cube and teleports the cone. “I'm just kiddin', cone. You can come back.” He throws another one and the cone returns.

“They're like Poké Balls!” donut said

“No. THESE are cool. Do not ruin them for me.” grif said

“Or maybe they send stuff to the phantom zone. Like in that bad Superman movie.” donut said

“You mean Superman 2 or Man of Steel?” doc asked

“No the eleventh remake.” donut said as he then put on a deep voice “Superman Origins 3: Revelations!”

“Oh yeah. That was awesome.” doc said