jaune rvb

chapter 5

“I wish my team was this emotional.” simmons said

“Jesus Christ.” tucker said as he and blau went down to the others

Cut to Caboose wearing his new helmet.

“Ah! It fits perfect! And look, someone left some gum!” caboose said asTucker approached Washington.

“Pretty sneaky, Wash. A couple of mushy words, a present and you're right back up at the top.” tucker said

“Nothing sneaky about it. I meant every word.” washington said

The helmet is heard shorting out. Cut to Caboose with a black visor.

“Uh oh. I ugh... I can't see anything. Hello?”  Caboose said as he waved his hands arong like someone was lost in the dark he then touched blau helmet “ah tucker is that you? Your face feels cold, do you need a blanket” 

“You still need to work on your craftsmanship, though.” tucker said

“OH MY GOD I'M BLIND!” caboose yelled as blau trying to get away from caboose 

“One thing at a time, Tucker.” washington said

“Uh... Can people see me? I can't see them!” caboose said

“Well, at least we don't have a killer robot to worry about anymore.” tucker said

Cut to the Reds' new robot powering up. Its engine rumbles and smokes.

“Ha ha! Listen to that lady purr.” sarge said 

“Great job, Sarge!” donut said

“Great job? It looks like shit! It's half the size. And it's on fire!” grif said

“Yeah. Turns out we were missin' some pieces. Which reminds me…” sarge said as he then beats down Grif.
“Donut, get me a glass.” he then Punches Grif “I'm makin' orange juice.” he Punches Grif again

“Ack! Every time!” grif said in pain

“Getting a jump on the flu season! Good idea, sir!” donut said 

“Wait, that's a thing?” doc said

“C-c-colossus online.” Robot said stuttering

“Huh, I knew it was a beautiful lady.” sarge said as Grif gets up.

“Colossus?” grif said

“Looks more like a praying mantis to me.” doc said

“No, she said ‘C-C’ Colossus. I think it's Italian.” donut said

“E-e- error. H-hardware malfunction.” cc said

“Welcome to Red team, CC! Now if you can -” rubrum said then was interrupted by 

“Enemy soldiers detected.” cc said

“Ugh, is it supposed to do that?” grif asked fearfully as he then step back a little

“I admire your enthusiasm, Cici. But you've only got one enemy. It's a big robot over at -” rubrum was again interrupted by cc. The Reds and other targets are shown marked as hostiles on Cyclops' HUD.

“Negative. Motion tracker detects 18 hostiles.” cc said

“Wait, what?” both sarge and rubrum said  as cc aims at the Reds.

“D-d-deadly force authorized.” cc said

“I'm not hostile! I'm a pacifist! Kill them!” doc said as he point and gestures to the red team