If She Ever Met Orlando Bloom [DISCONTINUED]

Dork

(In this story, The Hobbit add Lotr were all being made around the same time)

Everyone from the cast of Lotr was there hanging out together, and so was Aidan Turner. Tara had invited him because he felt a bit left out.

Liv: Ooh should I order pizza?

Tara: YUS!

Elijah: *Snickers*

Aidan: Hey who wants chocolate?

Tara: *Gasps* *Lunges into a hug* I DO!!!!

Aidan: Okay- ...Can't.... Breath

Tara: *Lets go* Ooops....

Aidan: *Hands her a half of his chocolate bar*

Viggo: What movie do you all want to watch?

Tara: The fellowship of the ring!!!! No wait! Chicken little! NO! ZULU!!!!!

Orlando: *Gasps* Ah what  nooo!!!!

Tara: Why not?

Orlando: Because I'm naked in that film!!!!

Tara: *Snickers* So?

Orlando: Uh hello? There are dudes here, and I forbid you all to watch it. *Crosses arms*

Tara: ....Yeah let's watch-

Orlando: *Glares*

Tara: ...Uh- Watch... Let's watch Pirates of the Caribbean?

Everyone: Ooh sure!!!!

Orlando: There we go!

Elijah: Your not gonna fangirl about Orlando through out the whole film are ya?

Tara: 0-0 .......Maybe

Aidan: *Facepalms*

Dom: So The Curse of the Black Pearl then?

Tara: Hmm..... Nah I changed my mind.

Everyone groans

Billy: Then what love?

Ian: How bout The Mist?

Everyone stares at him shocked

Ian: What?

Tara: *Jumps up*

Aidan: Where you off too?

Orlando: ?

Tara runs back in

Elijah: *Bursts out laughing*

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Orlando: Oh my god....

Tara is strutting back into the room with camo clothes with  silver spikes on the jacket's shoulders, amazing black fighting boots, black stripes on her face, a huge belt is slung around her hip carrying various weapons real or not. She also holding a huge nerf gun while wearing her hair in a big braided updo bun.

Tara: *Grins*

Everyone is staring

Liv: .....

Viggo: Uhh....

Ian: All this for The Mist?

Tara: I'm going to protect you all.

Aidan: How'd you change so fast?

Tara: *Grins proudly* Lots of practise!

Aidan: Right...

Orlando: Okay okay lets just watch the movie: *Puts disk in*

Tara: *Does flip onto couch* *Sits beside Aidan* Popcorn? *Hands him bag*

Aidan: ....Sure. *Takes it* How'd you learn to do tricks like that? Are you in gymnastics or something?

Tara: *Snickers* Ha I wish. Sometimes I just turn into gladiator mode ya know?

Aidan: *Laughs* Sure.

Orlando: *Sits down beside Tara and Viggo*

Ian: I love this movie! How exciting!

Tara: Me too! *Loads nerf gun*

Orlando: What are you doing?

Tara: Preparing myself.

Orlando: Are you scared of this or something?

Tara: Pshh what? No.

Sean Astin: *Sneaks up behind Tara* *Scares her* Baa!

Tara: *Screams* Ahhhhhhh! *Falls off the couch. Shoots Sean with a dart on the forehead*

Everyone laughs

Tara: *Frowns* Seeeaaaannn!!!!!!!

Sean: I'm sorry Tara. I had too. *Smirks*

Tara: -.- *Shoots his stomach*

Sean: Ugh. Tell my wife, I love her. *Pretends to die* *Falls down*

Tara: Anyone else?

Orlando: *Tries to hide snicker* Nope.

Tara: *Smiles* Good *Sits back down*

In the movie someone walks into the mist and screams

Tara: Ahh! *Jumps then falls off the back of the couch while shooting nerf gun frantically all over the room*

Tara managed to hit every single person in the room once and the tv five times

Everyone except Elijah and Aidan: Tara!!!

(Aidan and Elijah were dying of laughter)

Tara: *Groans covering face* Ouch! *Talks to herself* Ugh... Why me.

Elijah: *Laughs* Ya dork.