If She Ever Met Orlando Bloom [DISCONTINUED]

Stares and Stairs

Viggo: Okay would you rather fall down a huge flight of stairs? OR be stared at by a total perv stalker guy all day long?

Liv: Hmmm... Depends.... Would the pervert talk to me or anything?

Viggo: No but he might touch you.

Liv: Stairs!!!!

Viggo: *laughs* Ok what about you Ian?

Ian: Well being the classy wizard I am, I would just tell that pervert he shall not pass.

Tara: *z-snaps* Oh snap crackle pop.

Ian: *chuckles* what about you Orlando?

Orlando: *smirks* I'm not afraid of no stairs. I surf em.

Tara: Wait stares?

Orlando: Stairs.

Tara: Stairs?

Orlando: Stares.

Tara: So Stares?

Orlando: Yes stares! ....Wait....

Tara: *raises eyebrow*

Orlando: I dunno anymore