If She Ever Met Orlando Bloom [DISCONTINUED]

Stop Monkeying Around

In dressing room

Tara: *sings terribly* It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!

Elijah knocks at door

              Tara doesn't hear.

Tara: Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!

Elijah: *opens door* Tara?

Tara: It's peanu- *turns around*

Elijah: Why are you in a banana suit holding salt and pepper  shakers?

Tara: I felt it was Necessary? *sits down*

Elijah: *bursts out laughing* Ok.... Well Orlando wanted to see you.

Tara: *jumps up* WHAAAAATTTT!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

Elijah: Yeah he wants to practice a new scene with you.

Tara: *clears throat * ....Oh ok cool. *walks to door*

Elijah: Wait wait... Aren't you gonna change into... Not this?

Tara: Nah. I got a onesie on under this anyway. *walks out*

Elijah: And somehow that's better. *follows*

Tara: *Smiles* Yup.

Elijah: *shakes head and chuckles * Okay crazy. Later. *Sticks tongue out.*

Tara: *laughs* *sticks tongue out* Bye. *turns and knocks on Orlando's dressing room door.*

Orlando: It's open.

Tara: *walks in* Hey.

Orlando:..... 0.0

Tara:..... 0~o

Orlando: Your wearing....

Tara: And your wearing....  *sits down* ...Well now I just feel stupid.

Orlando: Um I'm the one wearing monkey pajamas.

Tara: No man. I'm a talking banana!!!!

Orlando: *sighs* Then just take it off.

Tara: ......NO!!!

Orlando: Why?

Tara: Because my Fraggle Rock onesie is too cool for other eyes to see. Duh.

Orlando: Um... Alrighty then. Hey you want coffee?

Tara: Chocolate.

Orlando: What?

Tara: Chocolate. Got any chocolate?

Orlando: No?

Tara: Gosh darn. ....That's fine I guess. Anyway. Where's that script at?

Orlando: *smirks* *crosses arms* Under there.

Tara: Wait. What? Where?

Orlando: Under there.

Tara: UNDER WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Orlando: *points at Tara* Ha you said underwear!!!

Tara: *raises eyebrow* No I didn't. You did.

Orlando: .......N-no.

Tara: Ya you kinda did. .........Ha sucka!

Orlando: Damn. ...Here's the script. *passes it* *grins* Let's stop monkeying around already.

Tara: *laughs* Says you.