Tara: *runs to Elijah's room* *knocks on door* ELIJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elijah: 0.o What?
Tara: I need help....
Elijah: ....Um with what?
Tara: I need you to help me out with something. *evil smirk*
Elijah: *laughs* Haha okay fine. C'mon in. *Opens door more*
Tara: Thank you. *Walks in* *Sits down*
Elijah: So why are you all soaking wet? You look freezing.
Tara: See this is what I need help with. Peter and Orlando made me do the ice bucket challenge... Wait no they forced it upon me. *over dramatic tone* Now I just feel violated. *hugs herself*
Elijah: Haha okay drama queen. *pats her head* *walks into kitchen* You want hot chocolate?
Tara: Yesss! Someone gets me!
Elijah: *teases* Here ya go kid. *hands mug over*
Tara: Thanks. Now, I need help plotting my revenge. *grin*
Elijah: *sits down.* Alright I'm in.
Tara* Perfect! :D Okay, now since I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge, it is my sole responsibility to nominate... Everyone else.
Elijah: I like were this is going. *wiggles eyebrows* How are we gonna get the crew all together?
Tara: ....Hmmmmm......... *taps chin* *gasp* FREE DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elijah: ...Okay. Good, now water. We need lots of water...
Tara: And ice cubes!
Elijah: K let's just grab everything and set up.
Tara: Here. *hold out hand *
Elijah: *raises eyebrow* What are those?
Tara: Those ninja turtle thingies you put around your face. We have to get our ninja on.
Elijah: *sighs* Fine.... *Grabs purple mask* *puts it on*
Tara: *puts red one on as a headband, blue tied on her upper arm, and orange tied onto thigh.* Ready! Maximum stealth, amazingness, and style achieved. Now let's gooooo! *grabs Elijah's hand.* *runs out the door*
20 minutes later
Billy: Orlando, you seen Tara anywhere?
Orlando: No sorry I haven't mate. How come?
Billy: Ah see she asked me for a couple full ice trays, I have to find her before these buggers melt.
Orlando: *raises eyebrow* Wait why does she need-
Billy: Well got to go *walks off*
Orlando: ....Wait I- Oh no. TARA!!!
A bullhorn goes on
Tara: BOYS AND SQURRIELS, HI THIS IS TARA SPEAKING, I'D JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THERE IS FREE DONUTS OUTSIDE THE SET, COURTESY OF MOI, I REPEAT FREE DONUTS OUTSIDE. I SUGGEST EVERYONE GETS ONE NOWWWW! -THANKYOU.
Orlando: *Walks up to Tara* Tara what the heck? *picks at mask on her arm* *raises eyebrow*
Tara: *smirks* what?
Orlando: Free donuts? Dude you never share ANY food, let alone desserts and junk food.
Tara: *dramatic sigh* You know me so well.
Orlando: Ya I think I do, and right now, I can tell somethings up. *laughs* Is this about the ice bucket thing? Are you still mad or something?
Tara: *scoffs* If I were mad, why would I be giving free donuts? Duh. *runs off* ELIJAH!!!!!!!!!
Elijah: *rolls eyes* *yells* USE YOUR WALKY-TALKY!!!!!!!
Tara: WHAT???????? ....Oh... Oh ya. OKAY!!!!!!
Elijah: *facepalms*
Both use walky-talky
Elijah: pshh everyone's here. over.
Tara: pshhhhh everyone? Over.
Elijah: Pshh. Yeah positive. Over.
Tara: Even Jackson??? Over.
Elijah: *sigh* Psh. Ugh yes even Peter.
Tara: ......... and Bloom? .........Over
Elijah: Yes.
Tara: ........
Elijah: What?
Tara: Psh. You have dishonoured the walky-talky universe. How dare you Frodo Baggins! Over.
Elijah: Wait what did I do?
Tara: *gasp* There you did it again! Ugh! .....Over.
Elijah: What?!?!?!
Tara: You didn't say over. Over.
Elijah: *sigh* Ugh okay fine. Over.
Tara: *smiles* Haha perfect. Now, let's release the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---Over....
Elijah: Copy that. Over. *pulls rope*
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If She Ever Met Orlando Bloom [DISCONTINUED]
FanfictionJoin Tara in her crazy adventures annoying, stalking, singing, and acting with Orlando Bloom.