If She Ever Met Orlando Bloom [DISCONTINUED]

And Scene

On set

Director: Lord of the rings experiment whoop whoop. Okay Tara your character was made specially, just for you. Your Aranell. (Pronounced Are-ah-nell) She is a simple yet dangerous elf who almost kills Legolas every now and then.

Tara: .........

Director: Get it?

Tara: Got it.

Director: Good. Now just stand there, and act out this fighting scene with Orlando.

Tara: *stiffles a fangirl sqeal*

Orlando: You good?

Tara: *clears throat* Wha- Yeah. I'm good..... Great. *twitches*

Orlando: ....Ok?....

Director: Quiet on set! -Aaaaaaaannd action!!!!!!

Tara: *turns her back* *scoffs*

Orlando: Aranell. *tries to grab hand*

Tara: *jerks away* Do not touch me.

Orlando: But I-

Tara: *Pushes Legolas against wall. Puts arm over his neck.* You what?

Orlando: *spins and pushes her to wall* *holds collar of shirt.* I-Love you.

Tara: *sharp exhale* *tears start to form in eyes *

Orlando: Well?

Tara: *slaps* *pushes him off then walks away* *looks over shoulder* You have a funny way of showing it.* *storms out*

Director: Aaaaaaand scene!!! That was amazing you two! Pure gold.

Tara: *walks back* Really? Thanks.

Orlando: Great job! *pats Tara's shoulder *

Tara: *looks at shoulder. Then back at Orlando.* Homagawd... I think I just died. *falls down*

Orlando: You alright there love?

Tara: Ahh he called me lov-

Director: *Helps her up.*

Tara: *falls back down* I'm so happy I might die.

Orlando: ....C'mon up you go...

Tara: *sigh* Can't, I'm dead.