You: Yeah. I think so

Steven inhales deeply and turns to the cool kids

Steven: Okay, everybody step back. This is a gem machine and could be extremely dangerous.

Sour Cream: (carries a rock over*) Check it out.

Steven: What are you doing?!

Sour Cream: Ugh! (hurls the rock at the escape pod*)Boom!

The cool kids then approach to step into the crater.

Steven: Whoa, stop! Peridot might still be in there.

Buck: Peri-what?

You: She's our enemy.

Jenny : Ohh. But anyways, this biz is empty.

Buck: (laughs*) It looks so busted.

Steven: You need to get away from there! (lifts Jenny away from the pod*)

Jenny: You two need to relax. It's not doing anything.

Steven; It's not just the pod. This means Peridot is just out there somewhere, trying to hurt the earth!

You: It's true though, who knows what that Peridot is doing now. He could be contacting much more reinforcements than before.

Buck: Not cool, Earth forever! (kicks the pod*)

Sour Cream: Here come the rocks! (dumps more rocks on the pod*)

Jenny: Steven, y/n, come take a selfie with me and this thing.

Steven: No, Jenny, We're serious. (sighs in disappointment*) y/n, please help me out.

You: Jenny, this is serious, we should probably contact garnet, amethyst, and pearl about this

Jenny: So am I, y/n. Sour Cream, what about you?

Sour Cream: Sure, I'm down with whatever.

Jenny: Buck?

Buck: Nah, I like to just experience the moment for what it is sometimes. Plus the lighting is weird.

Jenny: Ugh, okay. Steven, y/n. Last call. I got funny stickers.

You: No thanks, i should probably check on peridot's escaped pod if it's still operatable. (you now begin checking the escape pod.*)

Jeeny: Alright y/n, well...

Jenny proceeds to take a series of selfies with Steven, Buck and Sour Cream. Steven appears initially stiffened, but eventually grows more flexible and comfortable.

Jenny: (squeals loudly*) these are so good!

Steven: How do I look?

Jenny: You look great, look, stay right there, I'm going to take one more- (gasps*) Steven, you should get in there.

You: What?

Jenny: Just for a second, one picture.

You: Wait, wait, wait. We can't let steven go in there. I mean, we don't know if it's dangerous or not. Steven could get hurt

Steven: (sigh*) I'll do it.

You: But steven-

Steven: Y/N, trust me i will be fine.

You: (sighs in defeat*) Fine, just be careful, okay?

Steven nodded. You, steven, and the cool kids gather around the entrance of the pod. They chuckles together and Steven climbs in the pod

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