Buck: That's the worst.

Sour Cream:Bummer.

Jenny: No way!

Steven:And then I found out that the Gems are alien rebels, and there are other Gems out there that want us dead because they think we're traitors. And they tried to take me and y/n hostage because they think I'm my mom and y/n has a gem that is very important to them. And maybe me and y/n kinda am? (sighs*) I wish I could talk to Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl about it, but I think they kinda blame me for my mom not being around.

There is an awkward silence between You, Steven and the cool kids. Jenny then turns off the radio.

Jenny: That's heavy.

Steven: I guess
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Buck:But you two always seem so upbeat. You're a real champ, Steven Universe And Y/N.

Sour Cream: What about you y/n? What's your story?

You: (you sigh*) Very well... Steven, cover your ears...

Steven: But-

You: Just do it.

Steven: Fine(steven now covers his ears*)

You: My childhood isn't anything just like yours...

You: I was created mistakenly by a complete stranger. One day, my mom went to a beer house late at night. My mother was very drunked, she meets a complete stranger and made out at a hotel...

Jenny: Oh shit. y/n, she's a slut.

You: I know, after that, my mom was pregnant and the stranger left her. My mom didn't really cared about me, when her time of pregnancy, she was always drinking alcohol.

You: And my father meanwhile, wasn't doing anything better. They always fight, argue, and sometimes hurt each other because of me. They didn't want me in their life. My parents were so cruel, y/f killed them in front of me.

The cool kids are in shock and you notice it was too much for them to handle and thus you decided to stop the story from there but it wasn't even your full story.

You: (sigh*) You guys sure are lucky to have parents or siblings, because you will never be lonely. I wish y/f was still here, since he was my first friend that i met in my entire life... Steven you can now open your ears...

Steven: (while covering his ears*) What?!

You did a mimmick of a person removing his arm away from his ears. steven now gets it and he now uncovers his ears.

Sour Cream: Yeah, I'd turn to fishing in a heartbeat if it meant not dealing with tha- THAT! (startled and points abruptly*)

Jenny quickly stops the car and it screeches to a halt.

Sour Cream: Look at that!

Jenny: What?! What did I hit?! What is it?!

Sour Cream: Glooowiiiing. (points at a green glowing aura in wheat field*)
We gotta check it out.

You: What the heck??

Buck: I'm down.

Jenny: Alright, hold on.

Jenny shifts the car gear and starts driving into the wheat field. The groups then gets off the car and examine the strange crop formation.

Sour Cream: That's, like, as bright as like 600 glowsticks.

You and The group approaches the center of the crop formation and discovers a beat-up pod in the middle of a crater.

Steven: Y/N, is that Peridot's escape pod?

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