Steven: Ugh, the calluses on my hands have calluses. A working man's burden is truly a heavy one. (rolls over and sighs*)
A thump is heard from the window beside Steven's bed. Steven crawls out of his bed and looks out the window, when a slice of pizza hits the window, startling him.
Steven: Huh, pizza rain, but no pizza clouds. Wah!
Steven looks down and see Buck and Sour Cream hurling pizza slices at his windows. He then exits his house and approaches them.
Steven: What are you guys doing here? And why are you making it pizza rain? And y/n?!! (you now woke up*) What are you doing there?!
You: Just come with us, steven. Please.
Buck: We only wanted to see you laughing, in the pizza rain.
Steven: Oh uh,(confused*) is that a reference to something?
Buck: C'mon. It's time to hang out.
Steven: We can't hang out at night! Night is for dreaming.
Sour Cream: Night is whatever you want it to be, time is an illusion.
Steven: (ponders*) Hmmm...
Buck: Aren't you done working for the day?
Steven: Hmm. Yeah... Okay, let's hang out! But you need to drop y/n first.
You: Wait what?! No, no. Steven, im okay with this. I'll be fine.
Steven: Are you sure y/n? You look really tired
You: Steven, im fine. Look, why don't you sit on the front seat next to jenny
Steven: (sighs in defeat*) Fine..
Buck:Nice!
Sour Cream: But first, we have to deliver the rest of this pizza to Mr. Smiley.
Jenny then approaches to drive You, Steven, Buck and Sour Cream out of town in her car.
Jenny:Whoo! Wind in your face, that's what I'm talking about!
Buck: Breathe deep,Y/N and Steven. This is the smell of freedom
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Steven: (inhales*) Freedom smells like pepperoni.
Jenny: (laughs*) That's just the car.
Sour Cream:You know what food definitely doesn't smell like freedom? Fish!
Steven: Why fish?
Jenny: Uh oh, here we go.
Sour Cream: I just don't get what's wrong with wantin' to be a deejay. But my step-dad was all on my case today saying— (imitates Yellowtail's murmurs mockingly*) —Eugh. I'm just like, I don't want to be a fisherman. Everyone knows you can't rave in a raincoat, step-dad!
Buck: At least he only bugs you about one thing. My dad's gotta say something about everything I do, 'cause I'm the mayor's son. And I'm like, you can't tell me what to do, I'm the mayor's... wait.
Jenny: (laughs*) Puh-lease, you're are walking in cake with that talk. You guys don't even know what bad is until you have a sister. Look, I don't know why I have to spell it out that I'm the evil twin and she's the good one! Don't ask me to help you with your homework, I'm at some metal concert.
Steven: Family stuff is tricky.
You: And complicated
Steven and The cool kids nod in agreement.
Steven: A few months back, my dad and the Gems grounded me from TV.
You and The cool kids all respond at the same time.
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The shadow assassin (steven universe reader-insert)
FanfictionYou moved to a place called "beach city". You wanted to have a normal and a quiet life. Your house that you just recently bought is just waiting for you. You have a dark past and it traumatized you on some time now... But what will happen if you n...
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