Phee: This is the next song
Alec: Enjoy this song. Please.
[Burr:]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in!
Jefferson: Hamilton?
Alex: I was sent back remember?
Jefferson: Oh yeah
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
Everyone give it up for America's favourite fighting Frenchman!
Lafayette: Moi?
[Company:]
Lafayette!
Hercules: AYYYY
[Lafayette:]
I'm taking this horse by the reins makin' redcoats redder with bloodstains
Peggy: SO FAST
Theo: WOAHHHHHH
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
And I'm never gonna stop
Until I make 'em drop
And burn 'em up and scatter their remains,
I'm
Phillip: What-
Alec: Yeah, this song holds a world record, at 19 words per 3 seconds.
Eliza: Woah!
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
Watch me engagin' 'em,
Escapin' 'em!
Enragin' 'em.
I'm
Angelica: How. Just how?
Maria: Magic.
Madison: No, talent.
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
I go to France for more funds
Lafayette: *happy French noises*
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
I come back with more
[Lafayette and Ensemble:]
Guns
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
