Phee: Alright, next song!
King George: *still sobbing in the corner*
Peggy: Should we be worried?
Phee: He'll come around soon.
[Washington:]
Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight, but you're here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting?
The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
Alex: Oh god, not this.
Jefferson: Yes this? Which meeting was this?
Phee: Well, it's called Cabinet Battle #1.
[Jefferson:]
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"
We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em
Madison: Now I know
Hercules: Oooo this must be good!
Burr: There's worse. *eyes Laf*
Lafayette: What?
[Jefferson/Madison:]
Oww
[Jefferson:]
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
[Hamilton:]
Not true!
Alex: That is not true! I thought long and hard-
Eliza: We know, Alex. We know.
[Jefferson:]
Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt-
Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
John: *coughs* Yeah right.
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create. You just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
Alex: NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS AREN'T ON THE SAME PAGE AS ME
Lee: Please stop having that superiority complex, you are looking to be destroyed
Seabury: Karma.
Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
