Phee: Now it's intermission, so as I try to go get Alec back from his hole, you guys can listen to Lauren's Interlude, which is after Dear Theodosia and Non-Stop which I conveniently forgot.
Laurens: It's about me?
Phee: Uhhh. Yeah. Okay bye! *Disappears*
Alex: *Hisses* Witchcraft
Eliza: Shush Alexander, the moving picture is starting again.
[LAURENS]
I may not live to see our glory
Lafayette: Hey it's our drinking song!
[ELIZA]
Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina
Hercules: Hey look it's me and Laf on the very very top of the moving picture!
[LAURENS]
But I will gladly join the fight
[HAMILTON]
It's from John Laurens. I'll read it later
Angelica: I- Isn't it nice to read it when you receive it?
[ELIZA]
No, it's not
Peggy: Plot twist
[LAURENS]
And when our children tell our story
Phillip and Theo: That's us!
[HAMILTON]
Will you read it?
Angelica: Now he reads it.
[LAURENS]
They'll tell the story of tonight
[ELIZA]
"On Tuesday, the twenty-seventh, Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens was killed in a gunfight against British troops in South Carolina. These troops had not yet received word from Yorktown that the war was over. He's buried here until his family can send for his remains. As you may know, Lieutenant Colonel Laurens was engaged in recruiting three thousand men for the first all-black military regiment. The surviving members of this regiment have been returned to their masters."
Laurens: What-
Burr: Yeah, we kinda knew... but it still doesn't lessen the pain. *wipes tears*
Jefferson: The only time I'm crying. ONLY TIME IM CRYING DURING THIS GODDAMNED MUSICAL ABOUT HAMILTON
Madison: 5 bucks says he won't make it.
Maria: Deal.
[LAURENS]
Tomorrow there'll be more of us
Lee: I think you just lost one.
Seabury: *Punches him*
Lee: I was just trying to lighten the mood!
King George: *A crying mess*
[ELIZA]
Alexander, are you alright?
[HAMILTON]
I have so much work to do
Washington: Of course he has so much work to do! You know it's okay to stop and cry for a little while, right? RIGHT?
Eacker: *Pats Washington on the arm* Maybe you should calm down???
Washington: Shush George E, I'm not done yet. DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ALEXANDER?
Alex: Sorry sir.
Washington: You better be. *pats head* Now can you hand me some of those hard candies?
Alex: Uh, yeah sure.
Peggy: So... how long are we supposed to be here for?
Maria: I think until Phee get Alec.
Angelica: So do we just wait?
Eliza: Probably.
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
