school's being a bitch
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[Men:]
One, two, three, four
[Full Company:]
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...
[Burr/Hamilton/Laurens/Lee:]
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
[Full Company:]
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
Number one!
[Laurens:]
The challenge: demand satisfaction
If they apologize, no need for further action
Phillip: *Glares at Eacker*
Eacker: Hehe. *fiddles with fingers*
Theo: *whispering* SHIP SHIP SHIP
[Company:]
Number two!
[Laurens:]
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second
[Hamilton:]
Your lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned
Lafayette: WHOOP!
Hercules: AYYYYY!
*Hamilsquad moment*
Washington: How did they even manage to not get shot.
Phee: At least they didn't run straight into enemy territory.
Lee: *Spits out nothing* WHAT
Alec: *whispers* Area 51 raid
Phee: Gen Z Americans stormed a highly guarded military base in America. There was this elaborate plan and all, but only 80 people showed up, 'cause 99% of the people had school. We all were ready to die to find aliens.
Seabury: ALIENS
Lafayette: What are aliens?
Hercules: Beats me.
[Company:]
Number three!
[Lee:]
Have your seconds meet face to face
[Burr:]
Negotiate a peace...
[Hamilton:]
Or negotiate a time and place
Alex: Ay!
Jefferson: I wonder why Washington chose you for treasurer.
Alex: Hey!
Madison: I work with children
Washington: *eyes twitching* You have no idea.
[Burr:]
This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits
[Company:]
Most disputes die, and no one shoots
Number four!
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
