Majin Ball Z [ABRIDGED] On Hold《DBZA Harem X Male Reader》

Now that's Cool!

Kirllin, Gohan, Oolong, Y/n and Icarus in a camping area on Earth.

Krillin: "I can't believe your mom's letting you go camping with us after that whole Namek thing, even with the lady who tried to kill us the whole time we were there."

Gohan: "Well, I have to make the excuse that I'm studying fauna. I have to chart down twelve different species of fern."

Oolong: "Wow! That smells fantastic! What's in there?"

Y/n: "Oh, you know. Just some essentials: carrots and potatoes. All I need now is some pork."

Oolong: "......"

Y/n: "...... Get in."

Oolong: "GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!"

Krillin: "Well usually we only do it for a day."

Meanwhile at a lake, a giant fish suddely emerges, being held by Goka by it's tail, all while Frieza watched from the shore line.

Fish: "Halt stalwart stranger! If you let me go I shall grant you one wish."

Goka: "I wish for you to be my dinner."

Frieza: "Time for some fun."

Fish getting the shit kicked out of it in the distance: "Help! Help! Help! Heeelp! Heeeeelp!"

Gohan: "Huh?"

Krillin: "Who-hoah! Sounds like those two caught a big one this time."

Y/n: "GET IN THE POT!"

Oolong: "NEVER!"

Gohan: "Actually, something feels...off."

Suddenly a large green figure appears standing behind Gohan.

Krillin: "Gohan! Look out! It’s the Hul- lololololo..."

Y/n: "I SAID GET IN THE PO- HOHOHOTTT"

*BLAM! SLAM!*

Suddely the two of them were attacked and knocked unconscious by the unknown figures.

Gohan: "Krilli--Uh?!"

Suddenly Gohan has his tail back as it gets grabbed by the green figure that stood behind him.

Gohan: "Goodbye, muscle control."

Doore: "Hey! Look what I got right here. Cute little thing, innit?"

The Green man said holding up Gohan by his tail that is back for no reason whatsoever.

Sauza: "As a space Frenchman, I must say I find this food completely detestable! Ze pork is completely overcooked! There's also so little in here! It needs ze whole new pig!"

Oolong: "WHY IS HE ALWAYS TRYING TO EAT ME!"

Oolong said as Doore began spinning Gohan around by his tail, until suddenly, a familiar face appeared.

Goka: "Hey! You get away from my food, my friend, my orange friend who makes me feel good, my two emergency foods, and my son! In that order!"

Sauza: "Well, well. I believe zat is ze monkey we are looking for."

Goka: "Wait, what did he just say?"

Doore: "Oi! He said you're the monkey we're looking for!"

Goka: "I-I don't-"

Neiz: "*Unintelligible Mehs and Mers*!"

Goka: "...Alright, just tell me who you are."

Sauze, Doore & Neiz: "Cooler's Arrrrmored Squadron!"