jaune rvb

chapter three

“I had calves once... Way more tender than a regular cow. You can taste the youth.” grif said 

“Wash makes you clean the base?” simmons said  said 

“And our equipment, and our vehicles. The guy's obsessed with rules and order!” tucker said

“Ew, could you imagine having to deal with someone like that?” grif said

“Rules and order…” simmons said  

“I know, right? He's even got an ‘organizational chart’.” tucker said making simmons gasp in joy

“Pssh, what a loser.” grif said 

“Uhh... Yeah hmmm, well uh, that all sounds very interesting. Tucker, but I think I need to see this for myself.” simmons said

“What?” tucker said

“What?” grif said

“Oh, you know... I just want to make sure his story checks out. Inspect the base and stick around for a few days.” simmons said

“Checks out? What are you going to find inside that we can't already see? The thing is completely exposed! It's empty! It's clean, dude!” grif said

“Ahh, clean…” simmon said

“Are you sure you want to hang around? Wash might make you run his obstacle course or something.” tucker said

“Yeah, Sarge and rubrum made us do that too.” grif said

Flashback to Grif and rubrum at the obstacle course with Grif at the starting line and rubrum holding a pistol.

“On your mark, get set…” rubrum said

“This is such bullsh-” grfi said then rubrum switches to a shotgun and shoots Grif. “O-how Why?”

“New record.” rubrum

Bell rings, cut back to Grif, Simmons, and Tucker.

“Sometimes when I sneeze, buckshot comes out.” grif said

“Look, lemme just hang out for a few days! I'll be cool. I swear!” simmons said

“Don't lie to the man's face.” grif said

“Whatever, dude. Just remember, I warned you.” Tucker said as he walked off.

“Well, Grif, I guess this is goodbye.” simmons said

“Wait, how long are you planning on being gone?” grif aked 

“Until the job's done, I guess.” simmon said

“And you're sure you'd rather be near the Blues and their giant killer fucking robot, instead of just coming back to base?” grif said simmons looked to the side

Flashback to Simmons standing at Red Base. Grif walks in.

“Hey, I think I broke the urinal in the laundry room.” grif said