jaune rvb

chapter three

“Alright, we made it!” grif said

“Yeah. So, uh, what do we do now?” simmons asked

“I guess we just... watch 'em?” grif said unsure of the plan 

“So... this is a waste of time right. I mean they're not actually plotting anything.” simmons said

“I don't know, man, but watching two dudes exercise is making me feel really weird.” grif said

“Ugh, this isn't getting us anywhere.” simmons said

“Well, then why don't you just ask them what they're up to?” grif said

“What? And blow our cover!?” simmons said

“What do we look like? Seal Team Six? Who gives a shit, dude? You already said they're not up to anything.” grfi said

“But what about the robot?” simmon asked

“Oh yeah…” grif said

“See? We need to strategize.” simmons said

“Okay, fine, how do we want to do this?” grif said

“Oh! We could do like a sort of good cop/bad cop thing.” simmons suggested

“What if we act casual? Like we're just shootin' the shit or something?” grif suggested

“Maybe, if we go in, guns blazing, we can intimidate them into giving us what we want.” simmon said 

“Wait... what do we want?” grif aked

“... I don't know.” said

Tucker appears beside the two crouching Reds.

“Hey!” a voice said, making simmon scream, they turned to see Tucker  “What are you doing?”

“Alright! Listen, Tucker! I'm willing to hear you out, but my partner is crazy! I can't hold him back!” simmons said making tucker confused 

“What?” tucker said 

“I mean, hey, what's up? How's the weather? No, wait, I mean, tell me what you know!” Simmons said as he cocks his gun and pointed it at Tucker “I'm sorry…” as he put his gun down

“That's some solid detective work there, Officer Simmons.” grif said with sarcasm 

“Yeahhh, so if you guys could not watch us work out, that'd be great, 'cause it's a little weird” tucker said a little weirded out

“It's really weird!” grif agreed 

“Sarge ordered us to come spy on you. He thinks you're up to something!” simmons said explaining what they are doing 

“Dude, the only thing I've done today is exercise.” tucker said 

“Sigh, you poor tortured soul.” grif said

“What are you training for?” simmons said

“Fuck if I know! Every day it's the same thing. Wake up, run drills, clean the base, run drills, maintain order, run drills. I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life! Can we please stop running drills!?” tucker complain