“I knew there was a reason why we were armed!” simmons said. Grif and Simmons start running over to Sarge “rubrum,Sarge, what's wrong?”
“What's wrong? What's wrong?! How bout' scheming, training, canarving, commiserating, colluding. Take your pick! Also, building a giant robot. Those Blues are up to no-good!” sarge said
“And here I was thinking something important was about to happen.” grif said
“But sir, didn't we build a robot first?” simmons said
“¿Están hablando de mí?” lopez 2.0 said [t:You guys talking about me?]
“Lopez 2.0 doesn't count. He's about as useful as a box full of Grifs.” sarge said
“Hey! I'm offended.” grif said offended that he is being compared to the most useless and dumbest robot he ever met
“Oh...bien.” Lopez 2.0 said [t:Oh... Okay.]
“Men, I know we have considered the Blues to be our quote ‘allies’ unquote for some time now, but we have to look at the facts.” rubrum said
“What facts?” simmons asked
“Good question simmons. Sarge” rubrum
“Number one: they now possess a tank on legs that's capable of killing us all.” sarge said
“Okay…” simmons said agreeing with the number 1
“And number two is that we didn't have our own Number one first! Clearly this is a conspiracy.” sarge said
“So, what do you expect us to do about it?” grif asked
“we need you boys to conduct some reconnaissance. Secure intel. get deep in Charlie's bush. Initiate Delta force! Tango and Cash!” sarge said
“Are these orders or 80's action movies?” grif asked not understanding anything sarge says
“Find out exactly what those pesky blues are up to.” rubrum said
“You mean go over there? Near that monster?” simmons said in a scared voice
“See! This is exactly the robot overlord shit I was talking about! If only someone had listened!” grif said
“It will be dangerous, but I have confidence that at least one of you will survive!” Sarge said after a long pause “Simmons.”
“Why aren't you two coming?” grif said
“We have a major breach in security! One of the bags in our wall tore open and now there's sand all over the place.” rubrum said
“I can see how that might take priority.” grif said Sarge then sighs
“It is likely that we will never recover, there are just so many tiny crevasses!” sarge said
“sirs, please! I don't wanna upset the Mantis!” simmons said making grif look at with a confused look and his left eyebrow raised
“What's a Mantis?” grif asked
“The giant robot!” simmons said
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jaune rvb
Randomjaune arc betrayed and abandoned now becomes agent washington who is now helping the rvb with adventures
chapter three
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