jaune rvb

chapter three

“And who wants to go outside?! Who wants to go outside?!” caboose said as freckles gave No response, caboose then started to jump around “Who wants to go outside?! Freckles, do you want to go outside?! Outside! Who wants to go outside?! Do I want to go outside? Why do I want to go outside? Let's all go outside!” then suddenly both caboose and freckles are outside ([\caboose logic/]) “Oh my god we're here!” Then caboose and freckles start to run unbeknownst to them rubrum and sarge is watching them with a Sniper rifles who are zooming in on Caboose and Freckles “I'm really good at this game!” rubrum and sarge lowers their sniper rifle

“Hehr..Those backstabbers…” sarge said. Cut to Grif standing alone outside the base with Simmons approaching him angrily 

“Hey asshole, would it kill you to take out the trash for once?” simmons said with an angry frown

“Simmons, I've been thinking.” grif said

“I don't care! Take out the fucking trash!” Simmons said

“Why do we carry our guns?” grif said making Simmons eyes widen 

“What?!” Simmons said wonder why the hell grif is asking such a stupid question 

“Our guns. Why do we carry them?” grif said

“Because we're soldiers.” Simmons said

“Yeah, but we're not really fighting anybody, are we?” grif said

“Well yeah but, you never know when we could be attacked!” simmons said 

“Attacked by who? The Blues?” said 

“Um…” simmons said now unsure about why they have their guns with them and grif is making sense   

“We haven't fought a single god damn enemy since arriving in this canyon, and yet here we are walking around in full body armor with a rifle in our hands like the fucking galaxy is about to attack us any second.” grif said

“What's your point?” simmons said

“My point is, why don't we ever just walk around without our guns?” grif said after a Long pause grif finally break the silence “Do it!”

“What?” simmons said

“Drop your gun!” grif said

“No!” simons said 

“Why not?” grif said

“I don't want to!” simmons said

“You don't want to? Or you can't?” grif said

“Um...um...I'm going back inside.” simmons said

Simmons runs off to the base

“And thus Dexter Grif single-handedly avoids trash duty for a second day in a row. Hoo-rah” grif

“Men! Fall in! Double time! This is not a drill!” rubrum said in the background 

“What the hell?” grif said