Seventeen

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                          ■Skylar■

3 days: If i were u rn, i would delete lots on twitter.

Me: If i were you i would stop stalking MEH.

Me: I know you're stalking me, stupid pants.

3 days: HOW? Just HOW?

Me: You accidentally favourited a tweet. Ohh wait maybe not, it was about you.

Me: Nobody is obsessed with Niall Horan as much as you're.

3 days: Hahahha. True that.

Me: You caused me a hormonal teenage girls on my tl talking about ur fav.

3 days: You're welcome ;)

Me: Eww nooooo.

Me: wait, So how come you never asked me to skype? Are you afraid i would find out you're not Niall?

3 days: Hell to the NO. I don't even have Skype.

Me: But But... On twitter people say you do?

The Niall Horan: Listen there dear, don't believe everything you find on twitter.

The Niall Horan: I only facetime. You do own a iphone, right?

Me: Listen there rich fellow, not all of us are billionaires. I only got 1£ in my pockets and gum.

Mr.Niall: I'm sorry brah. I will buy you one tho.

Me: I don't need yah money mr.niall. I drive a very expensive car.

Mr.Niall: Ahhh. Cool. What type?

Me: It's just a BMW. Nothing much.

Mr.Niall: WTF? How? Girls drive mini coopers or sooo

Me: Lol. I questions being a girl sometimes.

Me: Just kidding. It was my brother's. Too bad he lost it to me.

Mr.Niall: It had something to do with Hiedi?

Me: Geehh, you know now me too well. GOD YAS.

Mr.Niall: WE'RE SO GOOD FOR EACHOTHERS I S2G.

Me: Nah, Zayn and I are. We're just ehh. Fine. Average maybe?

Mr.Niall: You had to ruin it didn't you?

Me: Lol, yeah pretty much.

Mr.Niall: What happened to Hiedi anyways? Less drama about her.

Me: Funny storyy. Ahhaha.

Me: I drove her away. Like away away. More than 10000 miles away from me.

Mr.Niall: Ok...ay. This sounds scary. What had you do Dark?

Me: I found (bought) a puppy (it was on the streets or shop.) And she got dogs allergies. Ahahha.

Me: I told her it was a homeless dog and i can't leave him. So she had to leave. Lol.

Mr.Niall: OMFG. THIS IS CRAZY AND MEAN. It's so unreal.

Me: Lol, that's because it is.

Me: That sounds like something i would do tho, ahahah. But nah, i can't go to jail if she dead. I'm too dark to be locked up.

Me: I just simplys paid someone to exchange rooms and pretend their roommates kicked them out so we had to change.

Mr.Niall: It's just so you af. OMG. This is hilarious. I s2g if someone paid me to do so, i would make them pay lots.

Mr.Niall: I probably tho had pay too much just to stay with you ;)

Me: What to send for this? I'm so bad at romance......

Mr.Niall: Oh just like Oh Niall, My heart. You're so romantic. Or Oh Niall, You're so cute. I would never let you go if i had you.

Me: Oh Niall. Is enough tho.

Mr.Niall: Geeh, have to ruin every freaking moment!!!!

Me: You will miss it when i stop doing so. You will regret it Niall. You will.

Mr.Niall: Yeah. Yeah. I would. I would never change you.

Me: Lol, try me. You would die trying to change me, but baby i'm unchangable. Not even money rolls could change me.

Mr.Niall: Pizza Will??

Me: YOU USED MY WEAKNESS AGAINST ME!! HOW COULD YOUUU?

Mr.Niall: Like you ruin every romantic moment.

Me: Geez, man. That's why we're so good for eachothers.

Mr.Niall: This is the closest you are to romance. God i'm so thankful for thissss.

Me: Anytime love ;)

Mr.Niall: Ur Zayn is saying Hi.

Me: OMFGG. TELL HIM HELLO AND I LOVE HIM. LETS HAVE BABIES.

Mr.Niall: Calm ur hormones down. He just Hi.

Me: trust me it's enough for having babies.

Me: Hi could mean "Hi, I'm interested. Lets have kids together."

Mr.Niall: This just made us laugh really hard. And No his Hi means "Hi Skylar. I'm Engaged."

Me: It's alright he could marry up to 4 girls.

Mr.Niall: OMFG. Stop. You're scarring him away i s2g.

Me: Ugh. Fine.

Mr.Niall: So close to our datee

Me: So close to the Zerrie dateee omfgg.

Mr.Niall: Yeah and our date.

Me: Yeah Yeah. That too.

Mr.Niall: be romantic for once.

Me: Niall.... I

Mr.Niall: You?

Me: I'm too dark to be romantic.

Mr.Niall : Knew it. Lol. It's alright... People hide their feelings. We don't all wear them out on our sleeves.

Me: Niall. I Like you. Bye.

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OMG Fisrtttt i like youuu. Geeehh. ouch. ohh. no.

GUYS IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE NIALL APPLIED TO THE X FACTOR AND IT WORKED OUT OMGG.

Zayn had a haircutttt omfggggg

QOTD: Do you like Zayn's haircut or did you prefer the long hair?

Thank you all so muchhh for all of this...
I love you all ♡

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