EMERGENCY MEETING
Singapore: IT'S FUCKING CAMBODIA
Laos: I don't believe you
Vietnam: yeah we just saw him check the security cams
Singapore: BITCH THERE ARE VENS IN THE SECURITY CAMERAS
Thailand: he's right you know
Cambodia: *being dramatic* how dare you?! *sniffs* why would you accuse me?
Brunei: yeah I mean, you guys don't have proof
Singapore and Thailand: *looks at each other confused*
Singapore: WE LITERALLY SAW HIM VENT
Brunei: I vote Singapore out
Singapore: WHAT!? *looks at Thailand* dude you saw him right?!
Thailand: *nods*
Malaysia: he's just siding with you cause you guys were being intimate just a second ago
Singapore: you said you wouldn't tell!!
Malaysia: oh so I was right? Ohh~
Singapore: oh my god, I can't with these idiots
ASEAN: *votes Singapore out*
Singapore: OH FOR FUCK SAKE—
SINGAPORE WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Cambodia: *mouths to Thailand* you're next
Thailand: *visibly shaking*
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COMMUNICATIONS
Brunei: *doing his tasks* sad that Singapore is gone, we could've done this together
Brunei: *angry* why was he with Thailand instead of me
Malaysia: *happens to pass by* you okay?
Brunei: yeah, just normal..
Malaysia:
Malaysia: they weren't really being intimate with each other
Brunei: Psh, what? Why would I care about that?
Malaysia: *points at him*
Brunei: *realizes he's destroying the pad more than he was fixing it*
Brunei: oh
Malaysia: tell you what, why don't you just kill Thailand? I'm sure he's out somewhere
Malaysia: besides, he was siding with him you know ?👀
Brunei: grrr
Later
Laos and Vietnam: *talking*
Laos: das why your shoes raggedy
Vietnam: that's why yo momma dead
Thailand: *dead as hell*
Laos: *screams*
Vietnam: *le gasps*
Laos: *places hands in front of the helmet*
Vietnam: what're you doing?
Laos: I'm trying to cover my mouth as I'm about to *vomits on herself*
EMERGENCY MEETING
Vietnam: We just saw Thai's body, and I think I know who did it
Brunei: you think so?
Vietnam: *looks at him*
Brunei: *realizes he has blood on his suit*
Brunei: aw shit, damnit, I'm not good at this. Just vote me off
Malaysia: I can't believe how honest you are
Cambodia: well done
Brunei: Malaysia and Cambodia are also the imposters
Cambodia and Malaysia: *surprised pikachu face*
All three imposters voted off
VICTORY
Vietnam: cool.
Laos: *dies due to suffocation*
Meanwhile the ghosts
Indonesia: I spy with my little eye...
Indonesia: something black
Philippines: >:O
Myanmar: HOW DARE YOU?!
Singapore: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Indonesia: I MEANT FUCKING SPACE ASSHOLES
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Congrats @TinaFinland for guessin it right lol.
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