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Because this Duo is weird

*camera lens slowly focusing on two women*

*Philippines murmuring something to Malaysia*

*camera lens finally focus*

Malaysia: oh wait, is it on?

Philippines: HI SISTERS!—

Wait

Philippines: welcome back to "feelz with the Philippines!"!!

Philippines: today I'm here with a special guest! My sister!

Malaysia: hello

Philippines: *fake laughs for show* ohohohoho~ you're so funny sister !

Malaysia: but..I didn't say a joke

Philippines: your existence is a joke

Malaysia: *laser eyes as she rolls up a sleeve*

Philippines: I'm just kidding my dear big sister~!

Philippines: as what I'm about to do today is that we've received fanmails!

*cheering sound effects*

Malaysia: you have fans?

Philippines: well yes! I have approximately have 345,860 subscribers!

Malaysia: *sarcasm* woah too much exaggeration! *looks at camera* don't we need to know that?

Philippines: *narrows eyes at Malaysia*

Philippines: anyways requested by the fans, I'm here to read and answer questions with my beloved Ate

Philippines: and the only Ate whose manage to come here

Malaysia: where are the others exactly?

Philippines: we shall not speak of their names, let's get on with the letters

Question number 1

"Hello! I'm Anne, I just wanted to request a shoutout from my idol Philippines!"

Philippines: hello Anne!

Malaysia: ...

"Anyway, I wanted to ask how old u are irl? I mean, seeming that you're just a representative of this landmass we call the Philippines, do you age depending on the date of the Independence Day or do u go way back..? I was just curious because despite being already here when I wasn't born; you look the same and as time goes on, you don't grow or age at all! How is that?

Btw, I love your channel please subscribe to mine as well!"

Philippines: how am I supposed to subscribe to your channel when you didn't write it down?

Malaysia: she probably was too excited to even write it down

Philippines: oh okay, proceeding to the question

Philippines: that is for Himaruya Hidekazu to answer

Philippines: but to give our opinions

Philippines: I'd say we usually age during our birthday

Philippines: and I'm gonna be a hundred and twenty one during my birthday!

Malaysia: when was it again?

Philippines: June 12

Malaysia: I always forget sorry

Philippines: that's because u have to birthdays and you age twice a year grandma

Malaysia: say that word again and I won't make Laksa for you anymore

Philippines: sowwy...

Malaysia: that's right

Philippines: well there you have it folks!

Philippines: onto the next question!

Question number 2:

Who do u prefer? Malaysia or Indonesia?

-L.C

Philippines: what ? How is this even here?

Malaysia: must've been a dropout or something.

Philippines: that's weird. There's no address or anything!

Malaysia: maybe it was slipped in or something

Philippines: but I have no choice but to answer it

Malaysia: choose wisely

Philippines: Indonesia

Malaysia: what

Philippines: Indonesia

Malaysia: I thought u loved me

Philippines: I do but Indonesia's food took my breath away

Malaysia: fine, I'll make better food than her so you'll love me more than her

Philippines: *secretly fist-bumps the air while muttering yes*

Philippines: alright, the next one! *takes another letter*

Question number 3

You single?

-Beedeessbee

Philippines: I think I know who this is

Malaysia: same

Philippines: yes I'm single Brunei but you're my friend and that's all I want right now.

Malaysia: If Brunei is out there tell him no hard feelings cause he just a small bean who needs love

Malaysia: *looks at Philippines* too soon Phil, too soon

Philippines: let's just stop here till the third question since writer-chan has a lot going through and needs some work done since she didn't update for a long time

Malaysia: writer-chan?

Philippines: you'll never know Mal.

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Sorry guys I know u don't really mind waiting but I

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