From SanNuclear
Apparently there were Earthquakes occurring in the Philippines lately—Cotabato and Cagayan De Oro; hopefully Filipinos won't get severely hurt during the outcome.
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Philippines: !
Malaysia: yo Phil, you alright?
Philippines: I just got the sudden urge to shake
Malaysia: well alright—
Philippines: *starts having a seizure*
Malaysia:
Indonesia: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING
Malaysia: Phil's shaking
Indonesia: yOU IDIOT SHE'S DYING SEND HER TO THE HOSPITAL
Malaysia: woah woah chill girl
Malaysia: don't tell me what to do
Malaysia: *calls Brunei* send an ambulance over
Brunei: I'm in the middle of a meeting
Malaysia: your girlfriend's dying
Brunei: why didn't you just call an ambulance yourself?
Malaysia: *brings the speaker close to Philippines struggling for air*
Brunei: I'm lands away Mal you call—
Malaysia: STOP COMPLAINING AND START COMING
Brunei:
Brunei: I'm on my way
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Philippines: *wakes up in the hospital*
Philippines: ...where am I?
Indonesia: you suffered a major case of an Earthquake
Indonesia: or seizure for the human countries
Philippines: gosh, I'm sorry for worrying you guys
Malaysia: you didn't actually, we don't care
Indonesia: *hardly nudges Malay's stomach*
Malaysia: I mean—WE CARE FOR YOU DEAR SISTER, I CRIED WHEN I SAW YOU SHAKING HUHUHUHU
Brunei: is Philippines alright?
Philippines: yeah I'm okay, I just hope my seizure doesn't come soon
Brunei: *tearing up* I'm glad you're alright ^^
Brunei: and Singapore's paying for your hospital expenses
Singapore: *on the other side of the world*
Singapore: I feel a slight pain on my chest telling me that I have to spend my money
Philippines: you don't have to actually, I'm a disaster prone country so this happens often
Indonesia: nonsense we love you
Malaysia: yeah guess she could say that
Philippines: well thanks anyway, I think I'm fine now
Philippines: *starts having seizure again*
Brunei, Indonesia, Malaysia: PHILIPPINES!!
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For the other people in other countries, I hope you have a safe time there in your place and make sure you follow the safety steps so you won't get injured (I don't know how to rephrase this)
STAY SAFE
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