Happy Independence Day Indonesia! May you live another blessed year cause you old and stuff.
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Indonesia: it's my birthday today!!
Laos: happy birthday Indo-Chan! *hugs and kisses*
Indonesia: *backs off because ew homo*
Laos: *was just trying to be friendly*
Malaysia: my sister is old hurray
Indonesia: Malaysia, I'll always be the oldest no matter how much you age within years
Malaysia: but that means your close to dying which means no more annoying nagging
Indonesia: how much do you love me?
Malaysia: more than how much the population is in this world
Indonesia: fuck you too
Philippines: ate!
Indonesia: Philippines!
Philippines: happy birthday!
Indonesia: thank you so much
Thailand and Vietnam: *carrying two cakes of both red and white because of her flag*
Thailand: happy birthday ana~
Vietnam: now blow the candles
Indonesia: aww~ thanks you guys *blows candles dramatically*
Brunei: what did you wish for Indo-Chan?
Indonesia: that would be a secret~
Singapore: she wished Ned was here
Indonesia: *blushes* what? N-no..I—
Netherlands: *pops out of nowhere* happy birthday..err Indonesia *hands her tulips*
Indonesia: *blushes*
Singapore: y'all forgot about me?
Myanmar: what about you?
Singapore: it was my birthday eight days ago
Cambodia: oh. Belated happy birthday then
Singapore: that's it?
Myanmar: you expect to give you something so extravagant? Mister elegant?
Singapore: well, not coming from you at least..from everyone
Cambodia: you can afford shit on your own
Singapore: *crying inside* I just wanted some family appreciation ;-;
Indonesia: anyway, why don't we head out and celebrate my birthday?
Asean with Netherlands: yay
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Laos: *stuffing her mouth with some fine Indonesian cuisine whilst crying tears of joy*
Laos: beautiful. Absolutely perfect.
Indonesia: aww thanks! I really appreciate it
Singapore: *rolls eyes*
Malaysia: I also make good food you know
Indonesia: fuck off Malaysia this is my day
Malaysia: bitch
Philippines: hey no swearing on the table damnit
Philippines: wait
Brunei: for the love of..*ahems* SHUT UP PLEASE
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