Police officer: how long has she been missing?
Indonesia: a few hours
Officer: describe her
Indonesia: 163 cm, black-brown hair, a flower on her head *loudly* and she hates durian
Malaysia: *from the bushes* no she doesn't
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Laos: hey, am I interrupting something?
Vietnam: *dishevelled and flustered* Ah yes! I-well, I was doing some stuff and—
Thailand: *pops his head around doorframe, beaming* Ana~! I am stuff
Laos:
Laos: *awkwardly* okay uh..yeah cool I'll leave. Both of you enjoy your STD
Thailand and Vietnam:
Laos: STD. As in stuff to do? Come on that was funny
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Brunei to Philippines: Your smile? It makes my day.
Singapore to Malaysia: your happiness? I live for that.
Indonesia: hotel? Trivago.
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Cambodia: you want a latte or a caramel macchiato?
Myanmar: *drinking from a teacup* I'm mature now. I only drink espresso shots.
Cambodia: why are your hands shaking?
Myanmar: this is my fifth one. I may have a problem.
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Green speech bubble- Malaysia
Grey speech bubble- Philippines
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Timor: how many Singaporeans does it take to put up a light bulb?
Singapore: one, because they are efficient and doesn't have time for jokes.
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