Brunei: Ravenclaw
Why? Cause he's smart and kind but he's smarter
Cambodia: Slytherin
Why? Obviously cause he might be a bit dim-witted but definitely he's pretty wise and cunning
(I'm not saying that Cambodians are stupid, it's just my perspective of his character so I apologize in advance)
Indonesia: Hufflepuff
She's very nice but she can also be a little reckless but she's nice
Laos: Slytherin
She loves to play around and act stupid at times but she really knows what she wants to do when she wants to
Malaysia: Ravenclaw
She may act like an idiot to her friends, but she's a fucking intellectual like she be rolling with her medals and certificates of recognitions broo—
Myanmar: Slytherin
I honestly don't know, I wanted to add him in Slytherin because I wanted the Burma, Cammy, and Lao gang.
Joke, the ACTUAL reason why he's here is because he knows what's up and is very wise but he doesn't intend to show it, you'll just know and he's fucking loyal.
Philippines: Gryffindor
She's a reckless child and loves to joke around, she's very "wild" and could be the reason why there are lots of fights in the school.
she's nice at first but once you get to know her, you'd wish to turn back time lmao.
Singapore: Ravenclaw
Because duhh he's a smart-ass
I wanted to put him on Slytherin because of his sarcastic remarks but I realized he's just a closet-tsundere sooo...
Vietnam: Ravenclaw
She's typical shy girl but is very smart
Thailand: Hufflepuff
Nice boy needs to go to nice house
Timor Leste: Slytherin
She's pretty nice but her personality gives another perspective to her cute petite figure.
Timor loves to tease anyone and is pretty smart and wise and I think she's prefect for this house.
PNG: Gryffindor
Very playful, and high-spirited, he has a big courageous heart and wouldn't take no for an answer.
Motto in life: just do it
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Singapore: for someone as idiotic as you, I can't believe you're in the same house as me
Malaysia: well, it's probably sheer luck.
Singapore: but you're stupid, the sorting hat must've had a mistake
Malaysia: *holds up wand* AbracaFUCK YOU
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Brunei: *comes in the infirmary*
Philippines: *being covered in bruises and small wounds*
Philippines: wassup Bru? Please heal me
Brunei:
Brunei: this is the fifth time already
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PNG: *riding on his broom* wish me luck on quidditch alright?
Timor: aight
Later
PNG: where were you?!
Timor: I was watching the game
PNG: but I didn't see you!
Timor: obviously because a lot of people are watching
PNG: oh
Timor: idiot
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Laos: yo Myanmar, wanna play cards?
Myanmar: can't. I'm reading a book
Cambodia: since when do you read books?
Myanmar:
Myanmar: Since never. Fuck it, let's play
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Vietnam: I just realize that cowboys say yee haw while ninjas say hee yaw
Malaysia, texting: please, it's two am
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Indonesia: you think we might be nice
Thailand: but we can also be savages ana~
Also Indonesia and Thailand: *waving at strangers passing by* have a nice day
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