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Takeimika !!
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PNG: First dare whoo! Thanks!
PNG: anyway, I'm going to babysit you Timor!
Timor Leste: no
PNG: *upset puppy dog* why not?
Timor Leste: I'm like twelve
Timor Leste: and the rest of the adults are here!
ASEAN grownup: *stares at them*
Malaysia: Philippines doesn't count as an adult
Philippines: *tries to argue*
Philippines: *but doesn't cause its true*
PNG: I don't care! I wanna babysit you
Timor Leste: no!
PNG: you leave me no choice..
Timor:
PNG:
PNG: *leaves*
2 minutes later..
PNG: *soaked with red liquid* they're gone!
Timor Leste: *mortified* what did you do!?
PNG: *looks at hit shirt* oh this? I made it!
Timor Leste: I'm not talking about your shirt chicken nugget, I'm talking about the blood that's all over you!
PNG:
PNG: oh haha! You don't need to know
Timor Leste: *slowly backs away*
Timor Leste: *RUNS*
PNG: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! I CANT BABYSIT WHEN THERE'S NO BABY TO SIT ON!
Timor: THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
PNG: I DON'T CARE, I MUST DO IT FOR THE DARE!
Timor Leste: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BITCH
PNG: IM NOT A FEMALE DOG!
PNG: ALSO, LANGUAGE TIMOR!
PNG: THAT'S IT, IM PUNISHING YOU!
PNG: *swiftly scoops Timor*
Timor: *no matter how much she flails, she fails* (rhymes)
PNG: *carefully places Timor on the sofa*
Timor: what you're gonna sit on me?
PNG:
PNG: yes
Timor: *monotoned* you clearly don't know how babysitting works
PNG: THAT IS—
PNG: ..true
Timor: you want me to teach you?
PNG: how would you know? You're twelve!
Timor: *sighs* we're literally the same age
PNG: I'm thirteen!
Timor: *sighs again*
Timor: I'm teaching you anyway.
Welcome to babysitting with P̶a̶p̶u̶a̶ N̶e̶w̶ G̶u̶i̶n̶e̶a̶ Timor!
Step 1: feed the baby
Timor: Okay, pretend you're the baby and I'm the lady
Timor: *takes a plastic spoon and bowl with nothing in it*
Timor: say "ahh"
PNG: no
Timor: why not?
PNG: was the bib and the baby clothes really necessary?
Timor: yes
PNG: what about this baby chair? I barely fit in here!
Timor: Stfu, now eat
PNG: fuck you
Timor: language
PNG: English
Timor: *facepalms*
Timor: you know what fine, if you don't participate then you have no permission to babysit me
PNG: But—
Timor: no buts
PNG: *pouts* fine..
Timor: any you mu
To be continued..
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