Chick-a-plao!
Jefferson: I take that back, continue being a parrot.
[Washington:]
Stay alive 'til this horror show is past
We're gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast
[Hamilton/Laurens/Lafayette:]
Raise a glass!
Madison: I think you guys have enough drinks.
[Mulligan:]
I go back to New York and my apprenticeship
Jefferson: Why?
Hercules: You'll see.
[Lafayette:]
I ask for French aid, I pray that France has sent a ship
Lafayette: And they did! *fist pumps*
Hercules: *Does boi pose* protect this person.
[Laurens:]
I stay at work with Hamilton
We write essays against slavery
And every day's a test of our camaraderie and bravery
Peggy: Hm.
[Hamilton:]
We cut supply lines, we steal contraband
We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand
And ev'ry day
"Sir, entrust me with a command"
And ev'ry day
[Washington:]
No
Alec: He really said: No♥
[Hamilton:]
He dismisses me out of hand
[Hamilton (Eliza/Angelica):]
Instead of me (Stay alive...)
He promotes
Charles Lee ([Lee:] Charles Lee)
Makes him second-in-command:
[Lee:]
I'm a General. Whee!
Lee: *groans and puts his head in his hands*
[Hamilton:]
Yeah. He's not the choice I would have gone with
Madison: Me neither
[Hamilton/Laurens/Lafayette:]
He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth
Jefferson: Jeez.
[Washington:]
Ev'ryone attack!
[Lee:]
Retreat!
[Washington:]
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
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