jaune rvb

chapter two

"...Calibrating." washington said not believing tucker

"Yeah." tucker said blau and washington looked at each other

" ...You haven't done anything, have you?" washington said

"Dude, I don't know what I'm doing or why you sent me down here." tucker said

"Right. Guess I should have expected that." washington said

"Hey Wash, I think we got a situation." tucker said

"What kind of- " Washington was about to ask till he looked down and saw the Red Team "...Oh."

"Good to see you too." grif said

"What do you want?" washington asked wonder why they are here right now

"Figured it be a good idea to come over and lend a hand." rubrum said

"No, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch anything." washington said

"But we could provide tech support!" simmons said

"Have you tried using any D batteries?" sarge said

"Power isn't our problem. These battery arrays are solar." washington

"Well, there's your problem. This baby needs to be converted to diesel on the pronto!" sarge

"Solar is field-standard for communication systems." washington said

"Well ooh-la-la, Private Hippy! Hey, I got an idea; why don't we just plant a garden in? Grow some organic sun-dried tomatoes, and open a farmer's market. Then on the first Saturday of the month, when the UNSC ships show up to buy some fresh sustainable produce, we just hop on board and ride back on the power of love!" sagre said with washington looking at with a annoyed and 'with i don't have time for this bullshit' look

"...Tucker, if they touch anything, or if he makes any more suggestions, prod them with your sword." washington said

"Ha ha, now that's something I can get behind! Bowchickaboww- Wait, no! No no no no no!" tucker said realize that it would sounded wrong

"Fine, well I guess you don't want any help from our incredibly advanced robotic companion." (beckons to Lopez 2.0) sarge said

"Hola." lopez 2.0 said [t:Hello.]

"Nope!" washington said

"Racist!" grif said

"Hey tree-hugger, what if I told you it runs on recycled cooking grease? It's perfect. Grif sweats the stuff." sarge said

"What else was I supposed to drink once we ran out of soda?" grif said

"There's always water." simmons said

"Please, what are we, cavemen?" grif said

"I said no." washington said

"¿Seguro que no quieres ayuda? Esto parece un trabajo relativamente simple". Lopez 2.0 said [t: Are you sure you don't want help? This looks like a relatively simple fix.]

"Whoa, is that Lopez?!" tucker said realizing that the brown robot was spanish and the only spanish speaking robot he know is lopez

"Not exactly." Simmons said as he then put one and on the side of his mouth "This one isn't very smart." simmons whispered

"En serio chicos, estoy viendo el problema. Lo puedo arreglar justo ahora." lopez said [t: Seriously guys, I'm looking at the problem. I can fix it right now.]

"How can you tell?" tucker asked

"Oh, a mother knows." sarge

"That he's not smart or if he is not lopez?" blau aked with rubrum giving him the middle finger long with mouthing 'fuck you'