jaune rvb

chapter two

"Lo siento. ¿Mi elección de idioma no les complace? Mi configuración de sistema están actualmente configuradas a Español." the robot said [t:I'm sorry. Does my language choice not please you? My system settings are currently set to Spanish.]

"Heh heh, you know, it almost feels like the good ol' days. Just me, my 2nd in command, a Spanish-speaking robot, and a couple of complete idiots." rubrum

"You're talking about Grif and Donut, right?" simmons said

"Thanks dickhead." grif said as he gave simmons the middle finger

"Lopez Dos-Point-O, it's good to have you aboard." sarge said

"Gracias, maestro. Es mi deber--" Lopez 2.0 said [t:Thank you, master. It's my duty to--]

"Now get to work, slacker!" sarge said

"¿Perdóneme?" Lopez 2.0 said [t:Excuse me?]

"Comm tower. Middle of the canyon. Repairo, los rapido." sarge said

"It's Spanish Sarge, not Harry Potter." grif said

"Suena como si usted tiene algún equipo que requiere reparación.¿Es eso correcto?" lopez 2.0 said [translation:It sounds as if you have some equipment that's in need of repair. Is that correct?]

"Hm. He's not doing anything." rubrum

"Maybe he's stupid." grif said

"Robot! Do you, understand, us? Comprehende?" sage said

"Sí." lopez 2.0 said

"Well, he knows what we're saying, so I guess he's just stupid." simmons said

"Les puedo asegurar. Estoy funcionando a un nivel sobre promedio--" lopez 2.0 [t: I can assure you I am performing at an above average--]

"Uh, poor stupid Lopez Dos-Point-O. Well, let's just take him over to the comm tower." sarge said

"Why? He's a moron." grif said

"Yep, but maybe he'll end up being like a Rainman-type moron. We could get him one of those grey suits." sarge said

"Haré mi mejor esfuerzo para servirles." lopez 2.0 [translation: I will do my best to serve you.]

"Hh, what a shame." simmons said

Back at the crashed site A machine whirs from within the cavern and noises arise in the caves . Caboose can also be heard

"It's alive. It's alive! He's ali- Aw, now it's dead." caboose said and after a short pause "No, it's alive again! Oh, thank God that was close." caboose said

Cut to Tucker,blau and Washington repairing on the comm tower

"Ok, how about now?" tucker said Washington press radio twice

"Nothing." washington said

"Hold on." Tucker said after a short pause "Ok, try it again."

"Still nothing." washington

"Balls." tucker said

"Hey, what exactly are you doing down there?" washington said

"Oh, you know.... Calibrating." tucker said as wash gave him a 'i don't believe you' looked