jaune rvb

chapter two

"Come on, it's not that bad. I mean, if we were back in Blood Gulch, we'd be doing the exact same shit, you know." tucker said

"There's just something about this place. I can't help but feel like we're being watched." washington said

"Oh please. People get that feeling all the time. I had it for years." tucker said

"But that's because you were being watched! You were monitored by a secret organization for every second of every day." washington

"Well, I don't feel like I'm being watched now." tucker said

"Thank you. I feel much more secure." washington said sarcastically

"Don't be a dick." tucker said

"Then don't be an idiot." washington said

"The fuck is your problem?" tucker asked wondering why wash is acting like this

"My problem is that you're absolutely right. Somebody should've found us by now. Now where the hell is that goddamn soldering iron?" washington said

Cut to Caboose crouched in the dark

"Boy you're lucky I came by. What is a little fella like you doin' way out here?" caboose said then The sound of something cracking happens

"Hey... no moving. Have to get you out of here first. Don't worry... we're gonna be best friends." caboose

Cut to the Reds

"You're an idiot." simmons said

"Am I Simmons, or am I just a man who's willing to ask the hard questions?" grif said

"You're definitely an idiot." simmons said

"You're both idiots. Now keep it down, we are trying to focus." sarge said as he and rubrum are working on the robot

"Terminator, The Matrix, Battlestar Galactica, everything points to robot domination of the human race!" grif said as he list off why building robots is not a good thing

"Well technically some Cylons relied more on synthetic biology and not conventional robotics, but that was only in the series reboot. And you know those are pretty rare." simmons said with a smile as grif rolled his eyes

"Fine, then Wall-E. It doesn't matter. I just think it's strange that we're not already bowing down to our robot overlords." grif said

"I'm a cyborg, you wanna bow down to me?" simmons said

"Pass." grif said as he hold his hand out to simmons

"Fuck you meatsack, your logic is flawed." simmons said with a robotic voice

"You are the biggest fucking nerd. You know that right, I mean you really know that?" grif said

"You must construct additional pylons." simmons said with the robotic voice then he mimics robot noise while doing the robot dance

"Well Optimus Prime's knuckle, I think we're in business." sarge said as he and rubrum backed away. The then robot stands up straight "Ladies, I would like to introduce you to the newest addition to the Red Team."

"Can it, talk?" simmons asked wondering why it was so silent after a long moment of silence

"Hola." the robot said [translation:Hello.] simmons and grif both let out noises of complaints

"Huh. That is an unfortunate coincidence." rubrum said as sarge nodded

"Spanish. Why is it fucking Spanish? Why not French, or German, or Sangheili?" grif complained