jaune rvb

chapter one

“Hey, that's funny! You should try comedy Wash. Why make one person miserable, when you can work over an entire room?” tucker said with a grin

“Alright! Time for sprints.” Washington said with a smile

“Fuck you!” tucker said a he slouches while giving wash the middle finger 

“I want five laps around the canyon.” Washington said

“Die in a fire.” tucker said as he gritted his teeth with an annoyed expression as 

“Six laps, around the canyon!” Washington said with glee

“Hey! Why isn't Caboose down here? Shouldn't you be making him do dumbbell rolls, or inverted push-ups or something? Hell where the fuck is blau” tucker ask wonder 

“1 blau is given strict orders to repair the comtower and 2 I think caboose is having one of his... off days.” Washington said 

“Oh…” tucker said knowing how church left caboose kinda took it hard 

Cut to the Red base interior. Sarge and rubrum walks down a ramp and speaks to Grif and Simmons

 “Men! It has come to our attention that we have been approaching this base problem from the wrong direction.” sarge said 

“What do you mean?” Simmons said 

“we mean that we've been approaching it from the outside. What we should have been focusing on is the interior, the layout is all wrong. Upon reflection, me and my 2nd in command sarge realized that men of our military expertise, requires more private quarters, a place where we can reflect on our vast victories. And contemplate, on our non-existent failures.” rubrum said as sarge nodded 

“Is the place called denial?” grif said with a smug grin and snarkiness 

“Which is why we ordered Private Grif here to erect this new wall.” sarge said 

Simmons then looks around for the wall

“Okay, I give up.” Simmons said 

“The sandbags.” grif said as he point down not looking at it Simmons then look down and saw a poorly lined up of sand bags

“What?! That's the wall?” said Simmons as he and Grif approach the  small pile of sandbags.

“Grif! We asked you to give us a proper erection, not to stiff us!” sage said not realizing of the sexual innuendo he just said

“SO glad Donut's not here.” Simmons said as he shake his head knew that donut would make the unknown sexual innuendo more sexual 

“Hey! It's not like I'm some expert carpenter or something.” grif said as he doesn't even know the first thing about building anything Simmons then look at him and gester at the bad

“This isn't even carpentry, this is stacking things in a straight line... poorly.” Simmons said grif rolled his eyes

“Well, it's all I could find, so build a bridge and get over it!” grif said 

“Hey Grif, when I build a bridge, should I use a few sandbags, or you know, something fucking useful?!” Simmons said with both sarcasm and snarkiness 

“Useful or not, we hereby declare that from this point forward, this side of the wall is to be reserved for our own personal use.” rubrum said

“Wait wait wait, two get half of the base all to yourselves? What about me and Grif? In fact this base is big enough for all of us!” simmons said 

“Sorry Simmons, afraid we can't hear you from the next room. These walls are just too thick!” sarge said as he and rubrum back up from the two.

“But I-” Simmons said but then got interrupted 

“Enjoy your new roommate!” sarge said as he and rubrum chuckles as they left Simmons just slouches down in disbelief and his glasses tilted grif then look at him with his arms crossed 

“Ground rules, if there's a sock on the door, don't come in” grif said

“But we don't have socks, or a door.” Simmons said 

“And I don't have an internet connection, but we've all gotta find some way to masturbate, now don't we?” grif said 

Cut to Caboose looking at a mirror with his helmet on. Wash approaches him from behind.

“Sigh. Groan. Oh, woe is me. Oh, I don't know what that even means.” caboose said depressed as wash sand behind looking awkward

“Still standing in the corner, Caboose?” wash said awkwardly 

“Oh yeah, Yeah, I just... yeah, I just miss Church sometimes.” caboose said 

“I know you do, buddy. He was your leader for a very long time.” Washington said as he walks closer to Caboose and put his hand on caboose shoulder 

“Yeah, I am just...I, I'm just so lost without him! I... I don't even recognize my own face!” caboose said said wash then look awkward 

“Well, you don't have your old helmet anymore, Caboose. Also, your helmet and face are not the same thing.” wash said awkwardly again 

“Oh, god, that explains the blinking contest.” Caboose then walks towards the ledge. “Why'd ya have to tell me that? Aghh, you just made it worse.” caboose said sounding distraught Washington walks over to Caboose's side 

“Look, Caboose. I'm sure that somewhere out there, Church is thinking about how much he misses you too.” Washington said

“You really think so?” caboose said hopefully wash was about to say something then he stop as he then remember 

Cut to a flashback of Caboose, Epsilon, and Washington. Caboose speaks loudly over Church. As church saying shut up over getting annoyed 

“CABOOSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FU-” epsilon/church said

back to the present.

Washington then had sweat on his face a he looked unsure 
“Yeah. ...Why don't you go for a walk? Take a little time to clear your head.” Washington said 

“Yeah. Yeah, I just... yeah, I'll go on a walk by myself, I guess.” caboose said as he starts walking away “That won't be depressing at all. Ohh. Oh god. I'm walking by myself now. Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh.” caboose said showing that he was still in distress Washington then sigh 

“What am I going to do with him?” wash said  with his arms crossed he then look outside and spots Tucker  walking at slow pace “I said sprints, Private Tucker!” wash yelled tucker then start running 

(while running away) “I'm going to spit in your next meal! And it's not going to be spit, if you know what I'm talking about!” tucker threatening Washington while sprinting away
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Yeah not the best I will update this um anyway rubrum and blau are my OC's they are brother twin well quadruplets if you count the other two brothers who will be in this story ps rubrum in Latin is red and Blau is blue in German  anyway each chapter will have 3 episodes if you see any errors let me know so I can correct them