jaune rvb

chapter one

 “And the majority of the west wing is made up of sand bags and rain tarps.” rubrum

“Which reminds me. If we have rain tarps, why aren't we using them to cover up the hole in the roof?” grif complained again 

“Listen, I think you guys are blowing this whole thing a little out of proportion.” Simmons said

“You're just saying that because you're the one that designed the base.” grif said 

“Well I did a better job than you would have done.” Simmons said

“That's not saying much.” sarge and rubrum said at the same time

“I bet I could at least do it in a better location.” grid said 

“But this is the best location. The sunlight is perfect for maintaining my vegetable garden and the faulty engine from the ship should keep us warm all winter.” Simmons said 

“But aren't slipspace engines extremely radioactive?” rubrum

Cut to a view of the slipspace engine

“Well that would explain why my hair keeps falling out and why all your cabbages have three heads.” grif said

“I thought I was just really good at farming.” Simmons said disappointed that they grew from the ration and not his farming 

“No Simmons, you're good at other things. Like always being on time, maintaining your virginity.” grif said 

Grif runs towards Red base

“Oh yeah, well we'll see who's laughing when my garden produces a bountiful crop in the coming harvest!” Simmons yelled 

“Glad to hear you still have that virginity on lock-down buddy.” grif said

in the canyon where Tucker is seen doing squats. Washington watches him. With a checkbook 

“Sixty!” he said as he did one squat “Sixty-One!” he did another “Sixty-Two!” and another “Sixty-Three!” “Sixty-Four!” and another “Sixty-Five!” and another “Sixty-Six!” and another “Sixty-Seven!” another “Sixty-Eight!” and another “Sixty-Nine…” tucker tiredly said as he stop washington look up from his checkbook 

“Tucker, you can't keep stopping on Sixty-Nine.” Washington said

“No! This time, my legs went out.” tucker said Washington then sighs as he rolled his eyes walk towards tucker 

“Come on.” Washington said as he went down to help tucker up

“Ohhoh, Holy Christ! I haven't been this sore since that bachelorette party on Bourbon Street.” tucker said

“You want me to believe you banged an entire bachelorette party?” Washington said with his arms crossed with his right eyebrow raised finding what tucker said hardly believable 

“I want you to, but really the groom just showed up and cracked three of my ribs.” tucker said

“That's what I thought.” Washington said as

“Why do we have to train so much? We never had to do squats when Church was in charge.” tucker said 

“Exactly. I'd say you two have fallen out of shape, but generally in order to fall out of something you have to be in it first.” tucker said