jaune rvb

chapter one

“Heh, okay I can see where you're going with this.” tucker said 

“Until we're rescued, we need to be more mindful of the supplies that we have.” wash said

“I know, I know. Ration the food, maintain our equipment.” tucker said 

“Brush your teeth, don't talk to strangers, try not to shoot anyone while they're trying to brush their teeth.” caboose said

 “And always report in to me.” wash said 

“Do we have to?” tucker said not seeing the point

“Yes. I even put up that old Blue Team organizational chart to help demonstrate the point.” wash said 

Cut to a view of the Blue team's organization chart

“Yeah, but we never really listened to that. Church just kinda shouted orders and we'd get around to them...eventually. Or we wouldn't, whatever.” tucker said 

“He was an inspiration to us all.” caboose said sad that church was gone 

“Well Church and Carolina decided to run off without so much as a goodbye. So it's up to me to keep us all together. Maybe if someone hadn't have crashed the ship, we wouldn't be in this mess.” wash said looking tucker

“Whoa, wait a second. Why are you looking at me when you say that?” said tucker

“I just have a hard time believing that thousands of well trained crew members were to blame for the incident.” wash said 

“Well they definitely didn't survive it. Ah ha ha ha. Ahem.” tucker said

“Wow.” wash said both unimpressive and disappointed 

“Yeah.” tucker said disappointed in himself 

“You proud of yourself?” wash asked 

“No.” tucker said 

“Yeah that was, that's too soon. Prob-probably too soon for sound effects too. (makes sound effects) .Meeer. Oh god help us, Kapow.’ Yeah that's too soon.” caboose said 

Cut to Red base, where rubrum and  Sarge approaches Grif and Simmons outside the base

“Absolutely unacceptable.” sarge said 

“I couldn't agree more sir.” Simmons said 

“But you have no idea what he's going to say.” grif said 

“Oh, right yea, just got a little excited.” Simmons said 

“You are the worst kind of person.” grif said

“Quiet morons, we've got a situation on our hands.” rubrum said 

“Which is?” grid asked 

“The deplorable condition of Red Base.” sarge said 

“You're both still hung up on that? We're stranded in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a mysterious, and seemingly uninhabited jungle might I add, and you're worried about the condition of our makeshift fort?” grif said 

“Besides, I don't think our base is even that bad.” Simmons 

“Well...I wouldn't say that.” grif 

“What? What's wrong with it?” Simmons 

“Seriously? There's an enormous hole in the roof. Every night it rains, I get washed into the corner!” grif complained 

Cut to a view of Red base's hole

“Oh, well, yeah there's that, but I mean overall.” Simmons said