jaune rvb

chapter one

“Buzz kill.” Grif said 

“Come on Caboose. We need to go have a chat with Private Tucker.” Wash said as he and Caboose leave for Blue base in the tank

“There goes the revered leader of the Blue Army. What a dick.” Simmons said 

“Fine! We don't need that tank anyway. As many great 21st century movie trailers once said. This is only the beginning. And then text would appear on the screen. And the music would cut out abruptly. and they'd say one... final line of dialog to leave the audience with the ultimate sense of excitement!” Sarge said

“Like what?” Grif said

“...I don't know.” Sarge said 

“You just said it” blau said the reds looks confused 

“Said what?” grif said 

“The line they use at the end of the 21st movie trailers” blau 

“Oh. what is?”  simmons said 

“I don’t know” blau said as the reds look at each other 

“Um what do you mean you don’t know, you just said that we said it” sarge said 

“I did” Blau said 

“Ok so you know what it is” Simmons said 

“yes”  blau said

“Ok what is it” sarge said 

“I don’t know” blau said

“Ok do you or do you not know it” sarge said 

“I do” blau said

“Ok what is it!” sarge said

“I don't know!” blau said 

“Hey rum does your brother have brain damage or something” grif said 

“Oh for the love of-you what fuck this i’m goring home i’m losing brain cells just by talking to you simple-mined empty-headed dolts” blau said as he left the reds watch 

“What his problem” grif said

“I don't know” sarge said

The tank is seen driving over a bridge, heading for Blue base. Cut to Tucker exiting the base.

“Oh shit.” tucker said scared because the tank is right in front of him

Caboose then appears from behind the tank

“We are back.” caboose said

“Caboose?! Christ I thought you were in that thing. Wait, who is in that thing?” tucker said 

Wash then exits the tank

“Hello private.” wash said

“Oh shit.” tucker said but not of fear but of annoyance 

“Tucker, what is the one thing I tell you each and every morning?” wash said 

“Wake up.” tucker said

“The other thing.” wash said 

“For the love of god, stop sleeping naked.” tucker said

“Don't let anyone touch the tank.” wash said tucker then looks at caboose then blau ran up to the come tower but not before giving tucker the middle finger