jaune rvb

chapter one

“What are you three doing?!” wash said 

“Well if it isn't our good friend Agent Washington.” sarge said 

“Don't try to butter me up. Also, please refrain from pointing that at me.” wash said

“Fine.” sarge said

“We were just borrowing the tank for a little construction work.” Simmons said explaining the situation 

“Really? And which one of my men authorized this?” wash ask wanting to know who was dumb enough to give the reds the tank

rubrum,sarge and Simmons stares at Wash, wash then sigh now figured out who let them

“It was Caboose wasn't…” wash then got interrupted by the loveable idiot of blue team  

“Probably.” caboose said Wash then sigh

“Sarge get out of the tank.” Washington said

"Not a chance Blue! Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth is a tank. We got both. Besides, we need it to upgrade our quarters.” Red said as he stand next to Simmons 

“Your quarters are fine.” Washington said 

“Yea! Now get out of the tank you senile old-" grif got interrupted by Sarge whi fires the t​ank at him "Fucking son of a bitch!” As he went flying back

“Finger slipped.” Sarge said lying 

“Out now!” Washington said as he was already annoyed and not taking anymore bullshit today

“My turn!” Caboose said in a happy tone

“Please be quiet.” Washington said

“My turn.” Caboose said whispering 

Sarge then exits the tank as red begins to get annoyed 

“This is an outrage! Blue base is built directly below the crash site. You've got an unfair advantage.” rubrum said

“rubrum, the Reds and Blues aren't fighting. We're just camped at opposite ends of the canyon... in color divided teams. While heavily armed.” wash said as he then realized they were camped as if they were fighting  

“True. But have you ever considered that fighting is just in our nature? It's almost instinctual. If we're not constantly trying to stab each other in the back... we'll surely die.” sarge said 

“Dear god, I hate you both.” wash said as both sarge and rubrum are both war maniacs 

“That's the spirit. He he.” Sarge said then a man in blue armour came up 

“wash. tucker and caboose gave the reds... the...tank” the man in blue then stops and saw both wash,caboose,reds and the tanks “and i see your on the situation”  wash then walk to him

“Blau is there a reason you here and not repairing the com tower” wash said

 “Yeah i am missing some equipment that my bro here has borrowed”  blau as he looks to rubrum 

“Oh. right, here” rubrum said as he toss a tool box to blau who then catches it
 
“We may not be fighting but you're still way closer to the food storage than we are... and that is something that I will not stand for.” grif said clarey not happy

“You won't stand for anything fat ass.” simmons said

“If you were a few feet closer, you'd be sorry.” Said grif 

“If we don't ration our food we'll all be sorry. We've yet to get our communications dish online and if we run out of food before we can radio for help we're screwed.” Wash said