Google Search Fails

I am a vacuum

Google search: I hate it when websites ask: are you human? No, I a vacuum

I was on the internet and the website asked me if I was a human. I threw the computer across the room. 

"I'm a vacuum! How did you not see this after all these years?!" I screamed.

Then I ran outside and screamed about being a vacuum. Some random guy passed by me and walked away slowly.

"I'M NORMAL!" I ran back inside and starred at my vacuum, wondering what life could've been like if I was truly a vacuum.