Google search: I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo without asking
I walked into my bathroom and noticed I didn't have any shampoo. I looked around for it and found a bottle of shampoo in the trash can. I turned around and saw Voldemort running away down the hallway.
"Voldemort, what happened to my shampoo?" I asked.
"Oh, I used it."
"But you don't even have hair..."
"Shh....." Voldemort backed away slowly.
"Fine! At least I have a nose!"
Voldemort walked away and went outside. Then he faceplanted into a pile of leaves.
"Oh no Voldemort. You fell. What will we ever do? Oh wait no one cares." I said, walking away. "Ehh... I need more shampoo now." I turned around and went to go buy more shampoo from Ties R Us. That's right they sell shampoo now.
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Google Search Fails
RandomThis contains stories based on Google autocomplete fails that I felt needed to be turned into stories.
