Google search: Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
I walked over to Tyler's house and casually broke down the door. "Nerd I'm here!"
"Ruby... I need help." Tyler said. A walrus was in the middle of the room. It was sitting at a table somehow with tupperware displayed on it.
"Um... what's happening right now?" I asked.
"This walrus is having a tupperware party in my house!" Tyler yelled.
"Why?"
"I don't know!"
I stared intensely at the walrus. Random classical music played in the background. The walrus made walrus noises. Then it walked over to me.
"Do you wanna see my tupperware collection?" It asked.
"No."
The walrus went back to the table and continued showing off the tupperware. Tyler facepalmed multiple times. The classical music cut off from being in the background.
"Hey Tyler." I said.
"Ruby no."
"Tyler guess what?"
"Ruby no."
"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?" I asked.
"RUBY NO."
"To get a...
tight seal."
"RUBY NO!"
:'D
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Google Search Fails
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