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One of us

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by ryan_snow

by ryan_snow

Google search: what if God was one of us?

Requested by le Mapleleaf_

Ruby walked to the store to buy candy. She suddenly passed by a guy wearing white clothes.

"Hi person!" Ruby yelled, waving intensly.

"Hello, I am God." He said.

Ruby's waving intensified.

"Hello..."

Ruby's waving continued to intensify.

"Um..."

"*le gasps* Are you one of us?!" Ruby asked.

"Yeah." God said casually.

"THAT IS NOT A CASUAL STATEMENT HOW DARE YOUUUUUU?!1!!75!11037!!0!" Ruby screamed.

God stood there silently, questioning why he decided to become "one of us." Now he knew why everyone doubted the human society.

Ruby stared intensely at God while he questioned his choices.

*God has teleported away*

Ruby:

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