Google Search Fails

Jesus hath returned

(I'm bored and I need requests...)
Google search: can Jesus microwave a burrito?
Requested by Mapleleaf_
Jesus decided to break into my house via dinosaur so I had to deal with that again. Before he could speak his words I pointed to my microwave.
"Bruh, can you microwave a burrito?!"
"Yes... I'm able to do that." He preached.
"Cool. Do it. Now."
"Wut"
I angrily pointed at the microwave. "DO THE THING!"
Jesus walked to the microwave and did the thing because I told him to.
"I thought I would get a little more respect. I just returned after 23 chapters of not being here." Jesus complained.
"Stop breaking the fourth wall for like 5 seconds ugh!" Tyler yelled, running away to fix the fourth wall.
A few minutes later, Jesus finished microwaving the burrito.
"You accomplished something kind of!" I yelled.
"K I'm out." Jesus said, hopping onto his dinosaur and flying away.

AREN'T YOU HAPPY?! HE RETURNED FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS!!

Yep.