the dutch boy - haikyuu x m!reader

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guys pls read pls cuz i need to like share what my mind is going thru right nkw 
okay so 

m/n is a second year, right 

okay duh - yes, he is 

and while there are so many atrong first and third years 

YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND WHEN I LIST THESE SECOND YEARS OKAY LIKE OKAY WAIT LOOK OKAY 

sakusa, atsumu and osamu, hoshiumi, nishinoya, tanaka, SUNA DONT SLEEP ON MY BABY SUNA, kenma, akaashi, kyotani, aone, futakuchi, AND SK MANY MORE 

NOW NOW NOW NKW 

imagine 

m/n on a pro volleyball team with all of these ppl on it 

IMAGIME 

how fucking powerful they would be, like deadass they would dominate shit 

m/n would fucking bully the shit out of their enemies and atsumu would be adding in snide comments as tanaka and nishinoya echo whatever they say 

sakusa would just sigh and kenma would scold m/n for being so obnoxiously loud and rude (even tho hes thinking the same thing about their opponents) and 
the lineup options would be like 

kenma/akaashi/atsumu: setter 

 sakusa/kyotani/tanaka/hoshiumi/osamu: outside  hitters 

(OUR BBBY) M/N/SUNA/AONE/FUTAKUCHI: THE BEST MIDDLE BLOCKERS EVER NO CAP YO

nishinoya yuu bitch: libero and our respect onnit

LOOK AT THAT 

LOOK AR THAT AND TELL ME THAT WOULDNR BE THE MOST POWERFUL TEAM EVER LIME WHAT THE FUCK DONT LIE TO ME DONT LIE TO ME 

i was fangirlinf so hard at this idea yo 

what im thinkin is tht the starting lineup would look like: 

akaashi - setter  

i would put kenma bc hes very calculative and very observant, but in terms of stamina and acc keeping up w his team, i think it would tire him out lmao 

also m/n and suna are very skilled observers and can very much read their opponents just as good as kenma can, so i think thats why i would put akaashi instead 

then again they can always do the thing hwere they put two setter on the court, but i tbh think akaashi would work better with this starting lineup idea that have than kenma (i love him still pls)

sakusa and tanaka - outside hitters 

these bitches are so talented yo 

and i think it woumd work in the favoe of the team if sakusa and tanaka were outside hitters nc sakusa can easily outshine tanaka (<- hes more popular among the ppl thats why, nothing else)

lemme explain ^ so basically having a super stare playerlike sakusa will easily garner the publics attention and while the opposing team will focus on HIM they will completely forget abtbest boy Tanaka and that aay tanaka can shove it up their asses when he spikes thru their blocks

you get what im saying 

its like a surorise factor they can have over other teams

they all so hella powerful so 😌✌

m/n and suna - middle blockers

these are unstoppable yo 

they wull track ur shit and block u lime no cap 

even tho suna isnt THAT tall he has hella fast reflexes and good instincts which makes him a very strong middle blocker 

and ofc we already know about best boy m/n and his observation/reading skills and massive height 

ao these two are basically fucking maazing middle blocmers and would dominate on the front row

not to mention both powerful hitters lmao 

nishinoya: liberi 

yall already fucking know

like even if m/n and/or suna dont completely block skmeone out. they make it p easy for noya bc they that good. period. 

anyway nishinoya is so FUCKING compatainle w this team, minus sakusa prob bc hes very touchy touchy and sakusa hates germs lmao 

but his dynamic and energy rlly just boost the teams moral and enthusiasm. period

IN CONCLUSUON 

these second years are completely unstoppable like omg 

if they were all on the same team, top 5 (MAYBE TOP 3) teams national. easy dub, no cap, no smoke, like cmon

omg the dynamic kf that team would be incredible too.

watch me make an imaginary team w these players and make headcanons for them 🤡🤡🤡 i deadass wanna DO JT like some AU type stuff uGH 

the second years in haikyuu are so hot and talented (OFC INCLUDING M/N) omg goodbye
 - SPEXIAL CHAPTER SHOULD B COMING OUT SOON :)))